#1
I just turned 17 today and the law says if I hit someone who is also 17 I'll be charged with assaulting a minor.
Did you guys get me any presents?
#5
From now on, people who want a b-day thread just PM me and I'll make you a b-day thread so you don't seem so pathetic.

Happy Birthday by the way.

Last edited by Godsmack_IV at Nov 30, 2008,
#6
Here's you gift!

*pulls out twanger*
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#8
meh.

If I hit a 17 year old, it's generally because they're ignorant.

Police usually assist me in this venture.
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Shwiggity.
#9
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*pulls out twanger*

I always wanted one of those! Thanks Bro.
#12
happy b day, just one more year and you can buy your own porn!
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.. You are the man.

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#14
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happy b day, just one more year and you can buy your own porn!

Lol, buying porn.
#15
Happy Birthday to you!
I hope you like ELMER'S TRUCK FACTORY STUFF!!!
WITH NO TOXIC PAINT!!!!11!!!!1!!!one!!!!!!eleveN!!1!!!!!!!111!!!
ADVERTISING SPACE FOR SALE!
I don't charge much...

If you don't click this , you'll die :/
#16
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God damn it... Everytime somebody posts this I forget what it is and play it anyway
BRIAN. SCHNEIDER.
#21
Edit: I hate MegaShreeder! I have to get a new present now!

I got you this instead. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnMDrv8Mx3E
We sailed through endless skies...

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if someone sigs this i will be fairly displeased.


Lady Gaga has a penis! >>EVIDENCE<<

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Last edited by Hellish_Wolf at Nov 30, 2008,
#23
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God damn it... Everytime somebody posts this I forget what it is and play it anyway



I've posted it in about 10 of these threads now and I've got it in a notepad on my desktop. There is no way I'm gonna forget what it is
#24
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*Ahem*

You were beaten to it, good sir.


I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU! GET OUT OF MY HEAD!








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We sailed through endless skies...

Quote by King Twili

if someone sigs this i will be fairly displeased.


Lady Gaga has a penis! >>EVIDENCE<<

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#25
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I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU! GET OUT OF MY HEAD!








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At least we can all agree that gingervitus is a serious problem.
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I'm funny

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#26
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At least we can all agree that gingervitus is a serious problem.


Hmm...True. Maybe we can set aside our differences and talk this over a nice dinner and *********?
We sailed through endless skies...

Quote by King Twili

if someone sigs this i will be fairly displeased.


Lady Gaga has a penis! >>EVIDENCE<<

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#27
Quote by Hellish_Wolf
Hmm...True. Maybe we can set aside our differences and talk this over a nice dinner and *********?


Sounds good.

But I gotta suggest a Pirate vs Ninja Party with lotsa wenches and mead, lad.
FUCK THE NINJAS I SAY ! FUCK 'EM !
ALESTORM FTW !!!!!!eleven111!!!!!!11!!!GAWD!!
...

So what do you say, dear pal ?
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#28
Quote by MegaShreeder
Sounds good.

But I gotta suggest a Pirate vs Ninja Party with lotsa wenches and mead, lad.
FUCK THE NINJAS I SAY ! FUCK 'EM !
ALESTORM FTW !!!!!!eleven111!!!!!!11!!!GAWD!!
...

So what do you say, dear pal ?


Indeed! **** THE NINJAS! I see the start of a beautiful friendship that will end in blood as we kill each other over future gift givings!
We sailed through endless skies...

Quote by King Twili

if someone sigs this i will be fairly displeased.


Lady Gaga has a penis! >>EVIDENCE<<

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#29
17 eh? NO BEER FOR YOU!!!! ......... maybe one...... happy birthday!
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OK, so now, for Christmas, I'd like the ability to have an erection again.



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#30
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Indeed! **** THE NINJAS! I see the start of a beautiful friendship that will end in blood as we kill each other over future gift givings!


I hope so.

(though I'm already jealous of the new present you gave him !)
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I'm funny

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