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#1
alright, so on another forum of a different subject theres this punk ass twelve year old bothering me, i gave him constructive criticism on something and told him not to take it harshly and he did so now hes been bugging me, this is the twelfth message ive gotten from him. im out of good comebacks to piss him off.

heres the message

"Okay now your just being a total dick you really do want to piss me off do you? Well the hell with it you already did so just go back to being a mama boy and live with your mom"

im all out of good comebacks, help a brutha out!

i dont want it finished, i want him more pissed
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#3
lol thats weak man
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#4
can you cum blood??? no i didnt think so.
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#5
if u want a comeback, just scrape it out of your moms throat
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#6
Tell him a momma joke,they don't work in real life,but the kid is only 12,he'll **** bricks reading it.
#8
how about stop arguing with some stupid 12 year old on the internet and do something productive with your life?
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#9
"Drop it and leave me alone or I will seriously drill a hole in your head and skull**** you"

Something along those lines, usually works for me.
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#11
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how about stop arguing with some stupid 12 year old on the internet and do something productive with your life?


productive life?
what the hell is that?
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#13
Tell him to stop being childish and that you are being the bigger man and not responding.
#14
"my good sir
On behalf of everybody that has met you, i must regretfully inform you that you have one week (7 days) to end your life. It seems that you have broken the "life's code of conduct" (section 4 paragraph 5) which staes that you cannot be a douche bag.

Thank you"

Somthing like that?
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#16
Just tell him that you are not gonna continue arguing with him over the internet like a weak bitch who hides in anonymity, tell him you don't have time for a whiny 12 year old and just block his messages and whatnot. Just simply tell him off and ignore him, be the bigger, more mature person.

Or if you do want to screw with him, psychoanalyze him and ask him questions about his life. That'll throw him off for a while.
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#17
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#20
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Just tell him that you are not gonna continue arguing with him over the internet like a weak bitch who hides in anonymity, tell him you don't have time for a whiny 12 year old and just block his messages and whatnot. Just simply tell him off and ignore him, be the bigger, more mature person.

Or if you do want to screw with him, psychoanalyze him and ask him questions about his life. That'll throw him off for a while.


i dont care about "being a bigger man" i just wanted to have some fun.


anyways, im working out a combination of these come backs, keep'm coming!
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#22
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an 08er made me lol
good one!
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#23
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I'm gonna knock your grandma out of her wheelchair and f,uck her in the ass.


wtf.
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#24
what about this? any improvements needed?


Go back to being a papa's boy and suck him off, or ill seriously drill a hole in your head and skull **** you. if that dont work I'm gonna knock your grandma out of her wheelchair and **** her in the ass and cum blood on her. can you do that? dont think so.


and by the way, your adopted.
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#26
"Your FACE!"

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#27
easy man easy just say "don't be pissed off at me be pissed at your father for not wearing a condom."
#28
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#29
Out of all the sperm in your daddy's balls, you were the fastest?
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#30
Go back to being a papa's boy and suck him off, or ill seriously drill a hole in your head and skull **** you. if that dont work I'm gonna knock your grandma out of her wheelchair and **** her in the ass and cum blood on her. can you do that? dont think so.


and by the way, your adopted. yeah i know, don't be pissed off at me, be pissed at your real father for not wearing a condom and giving you to some creepy nun at the orphanage


good enough?
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#32
anyone else? im about to send it
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#33
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#34
Tell him you left fourteen dripping wet condoms under his mom's bed the other night.
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#35
sent it, ill keep you guys updated, he gets on about once every 2 or 3 days
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#36
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Tell him a momma joke,they don't work in real life,but the kid is only 12,he'll **** bricks reading it.


That'sa right!

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#38
You make me sad.
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#39
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#40
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"Well the hell with it you already did so just go back to being a mama boy and live with your mom"

haha

Ask him if he lives with his mother, what with him being 12 years old and all.

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