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so i just finished reading "tommyland" and the part about the celery got me thinking: what can i do to cum more? my girl would appreciate it? and if youre wondering what im talking about and havent read "tommyland", theres a part in there where he pretty much says that if you eat alot of celery before you have sex, youll shoot a ****load of cum. thanks for the help. lol
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old wives tale, also no, this is almost spam dude, i know your new but you should know better.
i personally dont not know of anything you can do that makes you "cum" more.
#5
I would guess the Sex Thread.

Read it and you will cum a lot more than usual.
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#12
other than celery.
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#13
what is your girlfriend like "Oh baby I know I almost threw up just now, but is there anymore?"
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shove a piece of celery up your ass?


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other than celery.

Oh, okay. Try eating your own semen. It's like biomagnification only with semen as opposed to say methyl mercury.
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other than celery.

carrot up the ass? cucumber?? banana?
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#17
i would recommend eating celery. i heard from this book called "tommyland" that if you eat it, you cum more.
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#18
Thats a great book. I dont have any other other suggestions but I will remind you to use the alphabet.
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#19
Celery in your penis. It's the only way.
I can honestly say I have really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.


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#21
don't blow your load for a day or two, then, when you do, try to stimulate yourself as much as possible before letting it go.

don't ask me how i know this.
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Celery in your penis. It's the only way.

ehhhh
grok it.

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#23
Drink milk, because your body will be like "Oh that's perfect, just send that right through, nobody will know the difference!" (If anybody gets the reference I will love them)
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Dude, I wish I knew, I can't cum for the life of me. Can't make myself orgasm, neither can my opoosite gender, no matter how long they try, and I don't attract to my own gender, so...


?
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Celery in your penis. It's the only way.



agreed
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ehhhh

Like I said... it's the only way.
I can honestly say I have really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.


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Dude, I wish I knew, I can't cum for the life of me. Can't make myself orgasm, neither can my opoosite gender, no matter how long they try, and I don't attract to my own gender, so...


?

wat
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what is your girlfriend like "Oh baby I know I almost threw up just now, but is there anymore?"


No, but this is one of those life saving situations where coming more could save his girlfriends life due to the fact that she is sooo dehydrated.
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i would recommend eating celery. i heard from this book called "tommyland" that if you eat it, you cum more.

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#33
Stop spanking it, period
Drink insane amounts of water
Eat healthy **** (fruits n veggies vs. grease and lard)

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#34
When u feel ur load coming, grab urself and squeeze really hard to block off the exit. Proceed to tickle ur asshole with a feather until u feel like ur gunna sneeze. At the instant of ur nasal discharge, release ur firm grip. Its like magic.
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Like I said... it's the only way.

Well I think I'll try it then *hesitantly grabs celery* I hope this is worth it...
grok it.

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Well I think I'll try it then *hesitantly grabs celery* I hope this is worth it...

You won't be sorry!
I can honestly say I have really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.


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No, but this is one of those life saving situations where coming more could save his girlfriends life due to the fact that she is sooo dehydrated.

The saltyness of it would make her even more *********d

I'm not aloud to say that anymore.

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You won't be sorry!

Well I just tried it and I came blood.
grok it.

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Well I think I'll try it then *hesitantly grabs celery* I hope this is worth it...

Don't do it man! I've already been down that road, and there's no gold at the end of that tunnel!
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When u feel ur load coming, grab urself and squeeze really hard to block off the exit. Proceed to tickle ur asshole with a feather until u feel like ur gunna sneeze. At the instant of ur nasal discharge, release ur firm grip. Its like magic.


my guess is that this would be the most likely solution. I can only assume that it works because of the level of detail. you sir know your ****.
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Well I just tried it and I came blood.

Well, glad I could help you out! Next time if you aren't so dehydrated, you won't cum blood.
I can honestly say I have really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.


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