Okay...I need woman experts please...interesting experience last night....

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#1
So...we got back to my house from the move "Twighlight" or however the **** you spell it...she loved it, I was focused on the twat....but anyways, i got her up to my room, belah blah blah, she took her clothes off and I went down and starting eating her out...now this is the 6th girl ive had so i know how all this stuff is...and...well...it just wasnt right...she tasted like....idk....quarters or something...like rusty nails or iron....it was disgusting.....after about two minutes of trying to cope, i just got up and told her i wasnt in the mood....i went into the kitchen and tried eating everything just to get the taste out of my mouth....i was about to throw up....i drove her home and then i spent the rest of the night shuddering from the grossness....

So pit...i have come to ask you....

1) Is there someone that i can talk to to help get my mind****ed brain to work properly again?

2) what do you think made it taste so bad like that?
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#2
You sure you weren't eating the butt?
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#3
1) No, You're f*cked.
2) An Infection or she was in her period.
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#4
She was prolly on her period. Blood tastes like that, but period blood tastes even worse.

And what to do to get your mind off it? Stick your fingers in her first.
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#5
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You sure you weren't eating the butt?


This. When you're eating a girl out "any hole's a goal" doesn't really apply
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#8
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She filled it with rusty nails to fend off intruders.

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#9
1) Go get blown?
2) if metal tastes like blood, and she tasted like metal, you tasted blood. If there was blood, she was on her period or had an infection like AIDS possibly. You might want to get that checked out. Honestly, you might want to make sure there are no STD's (Not necessarily AIDS). Rule of thumb: Use your thumb and check for blood or discoloration before you shove your tongue in it. And that goes for any hole.
#11
wait...your telling me she was raggin' out?

*shudders*
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#13
She filled it with rusty nails to fend off intruders.


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#14
wait...your telling me i might have AIDS?

*oh *****
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#16
im going to cry....
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She filled it with rusty nails to fend off intruders.

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#19
It could be worse... it could be SUPER AIDS... then you'd be really f***ed!
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#20
Get her to start wiping front to back after she goes to the toilet.
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#23
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maybe it doubles as a coin purse and she forgot to empty it.

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This. When you're eating a girl out "any hole's a goal" doesn't really apply

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She filled it with rusty nails to fend off intruders.


haha

I hadn't laughed so hard in quite a while!!!

But in all seriousness, she was probably on her period or it could even be her diet.
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#24
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haha

I hadn't laughed so hard in quite a while!!!

But in all seriousness, she was probably on her period or it could even be her diet.


She ate metal? Like that dude who ate a plane?

jk
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Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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#25
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She ate metal? Like that dude who ate a plane?

jk


No, most likely red meats and stuff like that.

Get her to eat more veggies and fruits and that might help with the taste/smell of her down there?
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#26
KOTAZ tried to defile the metal...

EDIT: mayb shes got a snuke in her snizz
Last edited by gir vs wild at Dec 1, 2008,
#27
what the hell could she be eating to have her cooch taste like rusty quarters?

****ing disgusting....
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#29
Maybe she ****ed a robot before you ate her out
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#30
nasty as hell...
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#31
how do you know what rusty quarters taste like in the first place, I mean, I could understand if you just said "metallic" but rusty quarters is very specific, did you go around licking metal things for a comparisson?
#32
maybe she was a robot.
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#33
What the f~ck is wrong with you?

I love the taste of metal.
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#34
She was likely just coming off or coming onto her period. Seriously if you don't have the stomach to handle this then you aren't mature enough to go on a girl. Honestly if I was her I would be so upset that you posted this at all, girls are self-conscious about this stuff as it is.
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#35
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What the f~ck is wrong with you?

I love the taste of metal.


I kinda like it too(from sucking blood )
But "rust" sounds more like what he tasted
funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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#37
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Was she a nun, it may be slightly rusted up



...I'm weirded out... noone said "She came blood" ....when it actually was appropriate
funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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#38
I'm guessing you got your "red wings" on accident. Happens to the best (and worst) of us.

Congratulations.

Might want to "check the oil" first the next time you decide to hit the biscuit with some strange.

Solution? Get out there and do it again. You'll either get over it, or it's time to start collecting antiques and singing broadway showtunes while dreaming of ****.
#39
She whet to mcdonalds and didnt have het purse so she just shoved it up there


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#40
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I'm guessing you got your "red wings" on accident. Happens to the best (and worst) of us.


I don't think he's eligible to collect them though. I doubt he's in the Hell Angels.
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