#1
I just had a dream that i was trying to sleep but there were two gay dude's having sex in the room. They made no verbal noise but you could tell what they were doing. This went on for like two hours because i was half awake i just couldn't tell it was a dream...
#2
short simple answer,

it wasn't a dream.
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#3
it means you have to stop smoking pot
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#4
...LMAO...

But

There are blogs for this kind of "stories."

At least, you didn't recognise me...
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Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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It was a dark and unfamiliar room.
#8
Ok so what you have is a simple case of....

X-TREME MARBLE COLLECTING!
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#9
haha sorry me and your dad thought you were asleep

/**** joke
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It was a dark and unfamiliar room.


you're like harry potter!
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I just had a dream that i was trying to sleep but there were two gay dude's having sex in the room. They made no verbal noise but you could tell what they were doing. This went on for like two hours because i was half awake i just couldn't tell it was a dream...


FAIL.
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#13
did your ass hurt when you woke up?
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#14

Quote:
Originally Posted by Toker420
I just had a dream that I was trying to sleep but there were two gay dudes having sex in the room. They made no verbal noise but you could tell what they were doing. This went on for like two hours because I was half awake I just couldn't tell it was a dream...

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FAIL.

FFFAIIILLL

dude's meas they owned something,
2 gay dudes having sex is not a grammatical error
#15
You're a homo I'm afraid. Also I checked up on Freuds teachings. You also want to bugger your dad, in the mouth.....
#16
those two dudes were probably your personal God and Satan personified.
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#17
Dreaming is processing what happened while you were awake. Go figure.
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those two dudes were probably your personal God and Satan personified.


Jesus pops out over your right shoulder
"No! Don't do this! You'll regret it!"
Satan pops out the other side
"Yes! Spank Dah Biatch!"
Jesus
"F*ck You! Satan!
-O.K. Then, Let's F*ck!
-O.K.!"
Satan hops Jesus doggy style
and you watch.

...Anyone's a psychiatrist here?...

DirtyEdit: Added some smileys
funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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Last edited by DirtyMakik at Dec 1, 2008,
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Jesus pops out over your right shoulder
"No! Don't do this! You'll regret it!"
Satan pops out the other side
"Yes! Spank Dah Biatch!"
Jesus
"F*ck You! Satan!
-O.K. Then, Let's F*ck!
-O.K.!"
Satan hops Jesus doggy style
and you watch.

...Anyone's a psychiatrist here?...


do you find it weird we have a devil smiley but no jesus/angel smilie?
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do you find it weird we have a devil smiley but no jesus/angel smilie?





...huh?
funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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Get To Da Choppa!
Last edited by DirtyMakik at Dec 1, 2008,
#21
You could be gay.
No insult, but that's what it's supposed to mean I think.
Dream about gay stuff = you are gay.
Who knows though?
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#22
Why is two guys having sex a nightmare? It's a little unual for a straight guy to dream about it but I hardly think it counts as a nightmare...not compared to some of the **** I've dreamt at the very least.
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#23

Quote:
Originally Posted by Toker420
I just had a dream that I was trying to sleep but there were two gay dudes having sex in the room. They made no verbal noise but you could tell what they were doing. This went on for like two hours because I was half awake I just couldn't tell it was a dream...
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FFFAIIILLL

dude's meas they owned something,
2 gay dudes having sex is not a grammatical error


The fuck?

You don't use an apostrophe when you are talking about plurals. He was talking about two guys, hence a plural, hence he did not have to use an apostrophe.

I just thought I'd be extra picky tonight.
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...huh?


my computer just played a mean awful trick on me...

it refused to load dem smileys.
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Why is two guys having sex a nightmare? It's a little unual for a straight guy to dream about it but I hardly think it counts as a nightmare...not compared to some of the **** I've dreamt at the very least.


Well for one I was very uncomfortable that two men were having sex in the same room as me especially while i was awake. And they would talk sometimes. The nightmare part was because I was very very tired and couldn't sleep over the sound. This is as bad as my dreams get because if i start having a terrible dream I realize its a dream and it stops bothering me but for some reason i couldn't tell i was dreaming.
#26
Basically, you are a homophobe. Which means I am likely to hate you, and you will most probably hate me.

Perhaps in another life I would be a woman, and we could frollick amongst the tulips. Or you would be a gay man and we could prance amongst the juniper berries.

But no. Fate has cruelly dealt us these cards and we must learn to live with them. Farewell, my alternate reality's potential life love...
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I just had a dream that i was trying to sleep but there were two gay dude's having sex in the room. They made no verbal noise but you could tell what they were doing. This went on for like two hours because i was half awake i just couldn't tell it was a dream...

Yeah man in your dreams!!!


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#28
Why the nightmare? It just means that you're hiding things from yourself, and not comfortable with who you really are. :P We need a psychologist, stat!
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#29
you have had too much action in the pit for one day..

log off. now.
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