#1
Post away faece throwing pit-monkeys!

Best place i dropped one was in the changerooms of a department store , i won my soul back off my best friend for doing that


Gear:
Maton MS503
Squier Strat
Randall RG75DG3+
H & K 100W Switchblade
Dunlop Original Crybaby
Digitech Crossroads
Digitech Jamman
Zoom G1

Quote by Sol9989
Caramello wins life.

Quote by A8039077
Caramello, that's mother****ing genius!
#3
Quote by Slappy182
I dug a hole in my backyard and shat in it.


so simple and yet so elegant
Gear:
Maton MS503
Squier Strat
Randall RG75DG3+
H & K 100W Switchblade
Dunlop Original Crybaby
Digitech Crossroads
Digitech Jamman
Zoom G1

Quote by Sol9989
Caramello wins life.

Quote by A8039077
Caramello, that's mother****ing genius!
#5

Another thread that fails. Seriously, Pit, why must you suck so much today?
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Oh wow this is a guitar forum!
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Karvid is sexy

Quote by KAS1981
Why is it that some folks quote praise from other members in their sig lines?
Its lame.
#6
in a urinal
My Gear
Epiphone Les Paul Standard (Ebony)
Ibanez RR250
Squire Strat

Fender Hot Rod Deluxe
Line 6 Spider III 15

Boss DD-20
Boss OS-2
Boss BD-2
Dunlop Original Crybaby Wah
#7
Quote by Karvid

Another thread that fails. Seriously, Pit, why must you suck so much today?

it didnt suck until you came
#8
Into a cup. It looked like peanutbutter.
Dear diary.

Today I stuffed some dolls full of dead rats I put in the blender.

I'm wondering if, maybe, there really is something wrong with me.
#9
In my toilet...
Quote by Reincaster
I once got shocked by a spider amp.

I got powers like spiderman did, except I model everyone else's powers poorly.


Quote by shredhead22
why not, i started using the zakk wylde boomers and now every third note i hit is a pinch harmonic


#10
Quote by sam b
it didnt suck until you came


that sounds quite sexual...


but it's true.


My friend shat in a bin next to the toilet in a mall one time
#11
In middle earth
Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who...
Quote by Necrophagist777
I'm ORION, LORD OF EVIL, give me your soul and breathe in my darkness.

YOU WILL NOT ENJOY THIS......
╭∩╮( º.º )╭∩╮
#12
I once dropped one into an open-topped box and put the box top-down on the bench of an empty pre-school over the summer holidays...
Quote by mexican_shred
^oh jesus christ . just because it has the same brand name and a remotely same name doesnt make it at all the same. its like saying a cat is like a human because its a mammal.
#14
My friend's bathroom. Padded toilet seat. It was like crapping on a cloud.
Quote by Laces Out Danny
wtfs a hickey?!
#15
In the toilet. At home. The damn toilet was full of **** afterwards to my great surprise.
Sworn enemy of the private investigator.
#16
Quote by parkerguitars24
My friend's bathroom. Padded toilet seat. It was like crapping on a cloud.

Like crapping on a cloud?
Wouldnt you fall?
Thats gotta be a pretty big toilet.
Quote by Reincaster
I once got shocked by a spider amp.

I got powers like spiderman did, except I model everyone else's powers poorly.


Quote by shredhead22
why not, i started using the zakk wylde boomers and now every third note i hit is a pinch harmonic


#17
The best place I took a dump was in a forest. I then proceeded to wipe my arse with my mate's Geography coursework. Lulz were had.
The DNA results show that Jeremy Kyle is a nob.


Quote by titsmcgee852
I want to look at your sexual naked body.
#18
In my bathroom with good reading material
Nothing of me is original. I am the combined effort of everybody I've ever known.

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#19
It also reminds that last summer i went to an empty tennis court and the referee's chair had a whole in it... just perfect to take a **** form a high up place... so i went with some mates in the night and took a big dump
Quote by mexican_shred
^oh jesus christ . just because it has the same brand name and a remotely same name doesnt make it at all the same. its like saying a cat is like a human because its a mammal.
#20
Quote by Bendybaws
In my bathroom with good reading material


You're pooin' it wrong.
#21
Quote by UnresolvdMurder
It also reminds that last summer i went to an empty tennis court and the referee's chair had a whole in it... just perfect to take a **** form a high up place... so i went with some mates in the night and took a big dump

Quote by Reincaster
I once got shocked by a spider amp.

I got powers like spiderman did, except I model everyone else's powers poorly.


Quote by shredhead22
why not, i started using the zakk wylde boomers and now every third note i hit is a pinch harmonic