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Life with hands
75 88%
Life with feet
10 12%
Voters: 85.
#1
Given the choice, would you rather live without your feet, or withut your hands?


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#3
Hands for fapping.
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#5
Definitely rather give up my feet...I mean cmon, I can live and walk with a couple of fake feet..fake hands are nothing the same Id never be able to use my fingers again!
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#6
damnit...I voted wrong!

I thought it said "Lose you feet" not "Live with feet"
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#10
I'd rather live without feet. I'd just get artificial ones. Fail.
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#11
I'd keep my hands:

guiar playing
fapping
putting clothes on
washing myself
brushing my teeth
...
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#12
Hands, you have protheses for feet, so you can still walk. Easy choice.


#13
I'll keep my hands.

In fact, take my legs too, I'm a fatass and don't use them anyhow.
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#14
hands win hands down

fapping
shredding
holding hands
touching my girls soft lips
running my fingers thru her hair
softly stroking her smooth boobs
poking my digits up her woman hole

i could hardly do any of that with my feet
#16
I'd wanna keep my hands fo sure!
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#17
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Feet.

Artificial feet work a million and 10 times better than artificial hands.


I heard a million and twelve.

But I agree, fake feet over fake hands for me.

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#18
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hands win hands down

fapping
shredding
holding hands
touching my girls soft lips
running my fingers thru her hair
softly stroking her smooth boobs
poking my digits up her woman hole

i could hardly do any of that with my feet

Yes you can, it'd just be classed as a fetish instead of foreplay.
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#19
I took this as not getting prosthetics. Therefore wheelchair bound or no hands. And I figured being in a wheelchair would be a pain, whereas you could learn to do things with your feet and look cool.

However, this is quite flawed reasoning seeing as you can have prosthetics, so my vote was pretty wasted there.
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#20
You asked this to a forum of GUITARISTS!

what do you think they're gonna say?


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#21
i'd lose the feet, it'd be cool, n a wheel chair, everyone would respect you better, and yopu could still work instead of becoming a bum
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#22
i voted hands,without hands :no guitar,fapping etc... and without feet free moneyz!!! disability checks etc...
#23
I think getting fake feet should be banned coz then the decision is way too easy.
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#25
I would give up my feet.
Hands let me play my bass, do foreplay, and rool a wheel chair around.

What more is there to life?
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#27
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You people seem to miss a perfectly valid point here..

You can fap, and play guitar, without hands.


But hands do it better.
And don't smell like cheese.

Or have dog shit on the bottom of them.
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- Fender '72 Deluxe Telecaster
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