#1
You guys may have fun with it or you guys may not have fun with it...

Well, we are reading Dante's inferno in my English class and i had an idea for a thread.
In Hell, there are always clever tortures...

For Example on the Simpsons, homer loves donuts, he went into hell where they forced so many donuts on him until he hated them.

Think of the things that annoy you.

People that make terrible threads (Torture is: Reading all the worst threads created)

S*** like that....

Go?

EDIT:

Put

(Reason)
(Torture)

For example:

Quote by ishalleatyou
Putting down homosexualism - Constantly having to give blowjobs and be cummed on. And ass rape
Quote by Faux
whats the best part about sex with eighty one year olds?
theres eighty of them
Last edited by DannyMcawesome at Dec 1, 2008,
#2
beeing buttraped .. forever


--------------------
-------------------
------------------
-----------------
----------------
---------------


#4
Putting down homosexualism - Constantly having to give blowjobs and be cummed on. And ass rape



I WON'T GET TO GET WHAT I'M AFTER, 'TIL THE DAY I DIE


Quote by ealtdharkon

If there's fluff of the muff,
She's old enough!

...gotta warn you though, witty rhymes do NOT hold up in court...


#5
Good so far
Quote by Faux
whats the best part about sex with eighty one year olds?
theres eighty of them
#7
Having to sit through one of Slipknots albums.

Epiphone Les Paul Standard w/ SD Alnico Pro II's
Fender Aerodyne Telecaster & Stratocaster
Marshall JCM 800 4104 combo


E-Married to Funny_Page
#8
Racist- Constantly watching Barack Obama's victory.
Quote by deanodon
you know your a man when youve asked your gran for nude pics

Quote by .smudged.
Sex is overrated, try World of Warcraft.


"One does not simply sweep A major 7!"
#9
I think Axl Rose should be stuck in a waiting room for eternity.
I play by my own rules. And I have one rule; There are no rules... but if there are, they're there to be broken. Even this one.


Confused? Good.

Quote by CrucialGutchman
Sigs are wastes of my precious screen space.

^ Irony

Quote by RevaM1ssP1ss
LET ME HUMP YOU DAMMIT
#11
Quote by break-me-in
I think Axl Rose should be stuck in a waiting room for eternity.


The Irony is delicious
Quote by IDread
You know something is wrong when you have to utter the words "I have ganja in my eye" to your mother...


Quote by RIPKurt67-94
Aliens don't exist. I live on Mars, and I can assure you that there is no life here.



I hijacked this!
#12
Love guys-be forced to be around hundreds of men for the eternity.

cure for homesexuality


DISCLAIMER:
is in no way homophobic, nor does he hate gay people in any way.

My things:
Bowes SLx7
Washburn WG587
Washburn X40Pro
Washburn X50
Washburn HM24
Washburn WR150
Laguna LE200s
Arietta Acoustic
First Act
Valveking 112
VHT Deliverance

#13
High school musical
having to watch every film of it including deleted scenes on repeat
#16
Quote by FruscianteFan77
Two words:

Soulja Boy

This.
KatehMonster
Quote by Nilpferdkoenig
Dude, if you were a lesbian asking out another lesbian in a man forum we would be going crazy too.
Quote by zerosystem
just because you're a girl and you get more pussy than me doesn't give you the right to brag.
#18
Quote by Chrisiphone
Having to sit through one of Slipknots albums.

Hey, All Hope Is Gone is actually pretty good.

ANYHOW!

Being locked up in a box, dumped underwater, surrounded by screams, and slowly running out of air.

Do I need an explanation as to why it would be bad?
Quote by redneckrebel
Wow...just wow




A clapstack? My life is complete.
#19
axl rose sueing dr. pepper

he should have to drink dr. pepper forever, non stop
Quote by yo_peh
i love you!
have cookie

Quote by RocksAwakening5
^^^ So much win, omg.
#20
Having your computer constantly going under a virus scan... *shudders*
Quote by NGD1313
Yes, my mom walked in on me getting my carrot skinned.

So I freaked out and flipped the vegetable tray.

There was ranch everywhere.


Quote by zwound
Win


Quote by __Pent__


^^Too bad I can't do this in real life
#21
Quote by break-me-in
I think Axl Rose should be stuck in a waiting room for eternity.

Sigged. haha Genius.
Daron. The Pit loves you.
daron aka kosmic is now a pit legend
Best post on the pit. Good for you.
thats pretty epic.
So you're like a slower paced Forrest Gump...
Yup...
#22
Some of you have the idea...

Some i see only read the torture part

Well i feel accomplished...
Quote by Faux
whats the best part about sex with eighty one year olds?
theres eighty of them
#23
Quote by break-me-in
I think Axl Rose should be stuck in a waiting room for eternity.



and after 6,000,000,000,000,000 life times all he gets is a piece of ****
Quote by yo_peh
i love you!
have cookie

Quote by RocksAwakening5
^^^ So much win, omg.
#24
Quote by risetofight
and after 6,000,000,000,000,000 life times all he gets is a piece of ****


thanks for ruining the joke...

jerk.
The only things we hate are those things we try to hide from others.

Quote by Deliriumbassist
Quote by Carmel
Either way, I don't think bananas should be placed in such proximity to an ass

I disagree. Bananas and ass are like peaches and cream.
#25
someone who only listens to nu-metal because other music is "too soft":

They have to headbang until their heads snap off their necks, and then wait for satan to come by and staple their head back on so they can start all over.