#1
so basically my girlfriend has just left me, i finally figured out why. she wants to be with her cousin.

what the ****ing hell?


anyways- weirdest/awkwardest thing that every happened to you.
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are you from the south? nah jk lol. sorry man.


sadly ;_; shes very far from "alabama redneck" though.

god it was awkward talking to her about it.
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#10
is she dutch?
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#13
Holy hell, that's funny.

Worst thing that ever happened to me...uh....I stubbed my toe the other day. That was a bitch.
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anyways- weirdest/awkwardest thing that every happened to you.


Finding out that your girlfriend left you for her cousin.
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Grandpa pulled out is weiner and peed in my brothers car. I wish we didn't try to squeeze 3 people back there. I also wish I wasn't in the middle.
#19
That's bad...

Maybe not the weirdest thing that's happened to me, but it was a little awkward:
I was at the airport in Frankfurt, and they had these small glass cages where you are allowed to go in and smoke along the gates where people were walking by. I was standing alone in one of them and taking a smoke, and figured since I was alone inside this glass cage, I might as well let one rip. So I did, and some of the people walking past stopped and looked at me, and started laughing. It was then I realized that the glass cage was far from sound proof, and I had to do the walk of shame.
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#20
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so basically my girlfriend has just left me, i finally figured out why. she wants to be with her cousin.


thats awesome in the worst way
hahaha I'm sorry dude


Ummm on topic, i don't think i can beat that or any stories i can think of as of this moment
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#21
u got left for incest......


I didnt think ANYONE could fail that bad at sex....
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#22


Thats actually pretty funny. You sir, must be the worst boyfriend ever. How does one fail so hard? But I incest (lolpun) you find a girl who won't leave you for family.

Edit: Damnit! the "incest" joke has been used!
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Well done.
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#26
Well I was in the car with my friend (his family was going to a store or something) and his grandma told me that I should get a haircut so that I don't turn gay. (my hair is 16 inches just for reference)

And another time I saw some drunk guy dancing outside chucky cheese xD
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#27
she told be i was a great boyfriend, just she had had feelings for him for a while and then decided she didnt want a boyfriend anymore

they cant date though, which makes it funny on my part. shes still a really nice girl and all, its just.. very.. very.. VERY odd
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#28
why are so many people on the Pit involved with their cousins in more personal ways than I ever even wanted to hear about?
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#29
Kinda off topic, but this one kid at my school had sex with his cat and told everyone thinking he was cool. He got called cat ****er for about a year, then finally moved away. I guess thats kinda like incest...
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one of my old friends asked if he had sex with a dog, would it be considered doggy style?
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so basically my girlfriend has just left me, i finally figured out why. she wants to be with her cousin.

what the ****ing hell?

Similar story, sort of: thanks to the fact that the Irish breed like rabbits on crack, my girlfriend and I probably share a common ancestor seven or so generations down the line. She has relatives that share my last name. It's kind of weird, but on the other hand, ain't no reason to give a ****.
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