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This Saturday I'm taking a girl out. Since the weather has been nice, and theres not much else to do around here, I was thinking picnic in the park. I've been trying to come up with some kinda game to play after we eat, but haven't had any luck, so I'm turning to the ever helpful Pit. I was hoping something thats not very serious but we can have some fun with. It's our first date and we're both Christians so I don't want something dirty, but flirtatious would be great Any ideas Pit?
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you should play whose in your mouth
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#5
Hide the salami?

OH!

Just the tip, just to see how it feels!

that's a fun one
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This Saturday I'm taking a girl out. Since the weather has been nice, and theres not much else to do around here, I was thinking picnic in the park. I've been trying to come up with some kinda game to play after we eat, but haven't had any luck, so I'm turning to the ever helpful Pit. I was hoping something thats not very serious but we can have some fun with. It's our first date and we're both Christians so I don't want something dirty, but flirtatious would be great Any ideas Pit?
hide the sausage?

EDIT: beaten to it.
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you guys are being rude and unhelpful. he said nothing dirty!

Just play a card game.
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you guys are being rude and unhelpful. he said nothing dirty!

Just play a card game.

Strip Poker is a card game and assuming you take baths, it should be pretty clean.
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you guys are being rude and unhelpful. he said nothing dirty!

Just play a card game.


he also said fun... i think.
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#12
i call this game sex. you both strip down completely naked. then you put your penis in her vagina. then repeatedly thrust so your penis slides in and out of her vagina.

funnest game ever.
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#13
duh, twister

or i spy...

or something not gay

this is hard, scratch the game idea do something else
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you guys are being rude and unhelpful. he said nothing dirty!

Just play a card game.


To be fair he must have expected that to happen.

play army, like when you were a kid (assuming you played army when you were a kid), I can pretty much gaurentee nobody she's dated will have come up with that (unless she has a thing for people who have a mental age of 6)
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#16
Toss the frisbee.

Then ravage her in the bushes like two wolves mating.
#18
How about you play a game where you both eat a hotdog at once?

Only you swap the meat with a double ender.

And you eat it with your butts.
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How about you play a game where you both eat a hotdog at once?

Only you swap the meat with a double ender.

And you eat it with your butts.


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Since when does being a Christian mean not wanting sex? Dave Mustaine is a Christian but he still says fuck and he still loves blow jobs.
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#22
Frisbee?
Toss a football?
Go for a walk?
Cloud watching?
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Most of the people in this thread seem too immature to understand an innocent Christian first date. It's a darn shame how so many so called musicians have turned their back on good and follow Satan. I'm very disappointed!!
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Since when does being a Christian mean not wanting sex? Dave Mustaine is a Christian but he still says fuck and he still loves blow jobs.


Premarital sex is a sin.
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To be fair he must have expected that to happen.

play army, like when you were a kid (assuming you played army when you were a kid), I can pretty much gaurentee nobody she's dated will have come up with that (unless she has a thing for people who have a mental age of 6)

I love that game, I play it with my girlfriend all the time. Just bring it up casually like "Hey, do you want to play army? Yeah, it's real easy, I'll lay down and you blow the hell out of me."

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But once you get married it doesn't matter who you have sex with?
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I love that game, I play it with my girlfriend all the time. Just bring it up casually like "Hey, do you want to play army? Yeah, it's real easy, I'll lay down and you blow the hell out of me."

But once you get married it doesn't matter who you have sex with?


You just molested my plan for childlike retardedness and turned it in to some dirty old cigar smoking prostitute called Agnes
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#30
Something "not dirty" but flirtatious?

Twister.
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Quote by felenoral
Most of the people in this thread seem too immature to understand an innocent Christian first date. It's a darn shame how so many so called musicians have turned their back on good and follow Satan. I'm very disappointed!!

It's not the Christian part they don't understand. It's the "date" part.
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So much for nothing dirty, but this is the Pit so I should have known it was coming. Guess the Fruit isn't a bad idea though thx Ht666. I was thinking something a little more involved, but I'll keep that in mind.
yeah, thanks for being a good sport about it and not an uppity stick-up-the-ass tool, like some people.

tbh, most games are only fun with lots of people. if it's just the two of you, an activity might be more fun than a game. maybe take a camera and look for photo ops? or a walk in the woods? tossing a frisbee?
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#34
Try bocce ball. Thats a fun game. plus its Italian
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#35
donkey punch
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SomeoneYouKnew I like the camera idea. Thats the problem I was having with the games anything I could think of you really needed more than 2 people for.

Do I even want to know what bocce and donkey punch are?


Bocce is a harmless game.

Donkey punch is sticking it in her pooper and when you're about to cum you punch her in the back of her head.
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Mortal Kombat: Trilogy. The most playable characters and the most fatalities/babalities/animalities, etc. She'll love it.
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Thank you MyNameIsLame and NewHybr1d. I looked up bocce it didn't sound like a bad idea I just don't have the equipment for it. Fussbox91 I think your game is gonna have to wait a while, like forever...


Just out of curiosity.. are you currently dating this girl? And if so, how long has it been?

If not, are you hoping this date bumps you into a relationship with this girl?
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