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#1
gonna vent something here [mainly because i know i'll get humerous replies]...
so a while ago my mum and our bitchy neighbour started going at each other.
it started with a letter that got sent to us about noise pollution during the day . my mum went ape **** over it and started questioning all the neighbours about it, and decided our next door neighbour sent the letter, and shes been launching relentless assaults at her.
by this i mean, video taping her parties, sending letters of complaint, even calling police on her ass. my mum is a retard, and needs to get a freakin' hobby. but this isnt my problem.
lately shes been gettin up my ass about playing guitar too loud.
now, i dont know how many of you people own a peavey 5150 half stack, but i can tell you that the absolute LOWEST volume i can get on it is apparently still WAY too loud for mum.
we're moving soon, buying a house in the region, but chances are this kinda thing will happen again. every house we move to mum gets into fights with neighbours and always blames them. common denominator: stupid ignorant mother.
anyone else got this kinda thing going on?
#5
Well get a smaller amp for practice.

edit: TS, I notice a lack of capitalization.
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#6
i found your mom quite pleasant, but she is annoying.

anal gets boring after a while, but nooooooo, she just keeps asking for it
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#7
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Headphones on the amp? Get a practice amp?


seriously...
way to be an inconsiderate jerk TS
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#8
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Wat?

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o...k....?


anyway
headphones arent an option, as my amp doesnt have a headphone jack.

EDIT: i was right about the humerous replies
#9
My neighbors used to be like that and blamed everyone else for everything. Then last year they opened up a breakfast place and we haven't heard from them since. Turns out that's been their life's aspiration
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#10
Wow you're a douche. If you can't afford to have a stack, then get something smaller.
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#11
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#12
hiliarious how they always point the finger at the guitar...wait noise pollution are you kidding me are you living next to hippies
#13
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i think you need reading lessons actually.. it makes sense
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#14
most of my neighbors complain with a shotgun, but most are too lazy to complain about much anything so it works out for me
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#16

my mom's like that too, i'm so glad i managed to miss that gene. but really, she's your mother. be nice.
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#17
yeah by the way, i WOULD get a practise amp, but im saving for a new car... hyundai's just arent reeling in the tail. plus theyre too small to haul around half a band's gear.
#18
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gonna vent something here [mainly because i know i'll get humerous replies]...
so a while ago my mum and our bitchy neighbour started going at each other.
it started with a letter that got sent to us about noise pollution during the day . my mum went ape **** over it and started questioning all the neighbours about it, and decided our next door neighbour sent the letter, and shes been launching relentless assaults at her.
by this i mean, video taping her parties, sending letters of complaint, even calling police on her ass. my mum is a retard, and needs to get a freakin' hobby. but this isnt my problem.
lately shes been gettin up my ass about playing guitar too loud.
now, i dont know how many of you people own a peavey 5150 half stack, but i can tell you that the absolute LOWEST volume i can get on it is apparently still WAY too loud for mum.
we're moving soon, buying a house in the region, but chances are this kinda thing will happen again. every house we move to mum gets into fights with neighbours and always blames them. common denominator: stupid ignorant mother and inconsiderate disrespectful son.
anyone else got this kinda thing going on?
*fixed*


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#20
Damn i don't blame ya mum for complaining, i can hear ya from Newcastle, turn ya god damn amp down :p
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#21
Rape her man. I raped my mother and 1) she was never the same and 2) she never told me what to do again.
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#22
*fixed*


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#23
I seem to vaguely remember the lyrics to a song.. Let's see. What was it? "Rockin Roll ain't noise pollution!"
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#25
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*fixed*


/thread.

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#27
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you should talk to her about it.


ive tried. she ignores me and then startes yelling... shes polish [and slightly crazy -.- ]
and to Someoneyouknew... if you lived with my mum in these conditions, you'd know...
#29
Quote by angusfan16
Rape her man. I raped my mother and 1) she was never the same and 2) she never told me what to do again.

WTF is up with all of UG talking about raping this or that with misc. household objects in the ass or other crevice? why don't you exert your time and effort in playing the guitar not raping mothers, sisters, brothers, cats, the clerk at your kwiki mart, or anything that is related or non human? stupid 10 year olds.
/rant
Last edited by yanko693 at Dec 1, 2008,
#30
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WTF is up with all of UG talking about raping this or that with misc. household objects in the ass or other crevice? why don't you exert you time and effort in playing the guitar not raping mothers, sisters, brothers, cats, the clerk at your kwiki mart, or anything that is related or non human? stupid 10 year olds.
/rant

unfortunately, this is the pit. your wise words shall go unheeded.
#31
Quote by yanko693
WTF is up with all of UG talking about raping this or that with misc. household objects in the ass or other crevice? why don't you exert your time and effort in playing the guitar not raping mothers, sisters, brothers, cats, the clerk at your kwiki mart, or anything that is related or non human? stupid 10 year olds.
/rant


yes... stupid 10 year olds are nice also...

and seriously, TS, get over it
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#32
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unfortunately, this is the pit. your wise words shall go unheeded.

looks like now i'm the one wasting my time. and i may just sig that. lol
#34
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WTF is up with all of UG talking about raping this or that with misc. household objects in the ass or other crevice? why don't you exert your time and effort in playing the guitar not raping mothers, sisters, brothers, cats, the clerk at your kwiki mart, or anything that is related or non human? stupid 10 year olds.
/rant


Wat the **** is a guitar?
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#36
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#37
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yes... stupid 10 year olds are nice also...

and seriously, TS, get over it


what do you mena get over it? this is the first time ive complained about it to anyone... your ignorance amuses me.
#39
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your moms ****ing crazy. send her to an old peoples home


lmfao. yes. i love you exylum. made my day.
#40
Quote by yanko693
WTF is up with all of UG talking about raping this or that with misc. household objects in the ass or other crevice? why don't you exert your time and effort in playing the guitar not raping mothers, sisters, brothers, cats, the clerk at your kwiki mart, or anything that is related or non human? stupid 10 year olds.
/rant

i'd like to let you know i rape all those things while playing guitar its the only way i get in tune
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