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i live in Cleveland Ga. and i found out early this morning that Cleveland police found a dead body of a youth minister within walking distence of my house!! WTF!! who ever it was shot and killed him and took his car.. he was giving the person a ride.... it's really scary cuz i'm here alone most of the nights with my mom and my little brother....


but has the pit ever had anything happen this close to your house?
#2
Yes, all the time.

I take solace in the fact that most people are killed by people they know, you should too. Your youth minister probably had some shady friends.
#3
My neighbor killed himself by slowly impaling himself with steak knives....

You think you know a guy.
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i live in Cleveland Ga. and i found out early this morning that Cleveland police found a dead body of a youth minister within walking distence of my house!! WTF!! who ever it was shot and killed him and took his car.. he was giving the person a ride.... it's really scary cuz i'm here alone most of the nights with my mom and my little brother....


but has the pit ever had anything happen this close to your house?



Buy a gun....

Just don't shoot yourself in the leg.
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#6
It would really suck if the killer came after you next, seeing as you were so close to the body...
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Buy a gun....

Just don't shoot yourself in the leg.


especially in a nightclub. or maybe we are talkign of a different story..... or maybe i have no story to go with at all........
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#8
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no he was from a naughboring county and i don't go to church :p


Sorry for the church assumption. But people can be killed in neighboring counties. His killer could live by you or they were passing by... Either way you aren't at risk.
#9
There was a police shootout two streets from where I live. Heard gunshots all day. One guy holed up in a house with a pistol and police shooting at him. Lots of teargas. Fun.
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#10
Oh you found Greg? Yeah he tried to rape me last night so I shot him. I figured I'd take his car and continue on my trip to Florida.
#12
Theres an intersection a few blocks from my house...

I drove past it like, 2 minutes before a kid from my school was stabbed and killed....

...and thats the closest (location-wise) murder that I've been around. ..I've been closer (physically) than that to a person as they died, but thats another story........


...but yeah, you shouldnt really worry..
#15
They found a body about a half mile from my house about four years ago.

They finally convicted the killer like a month ago.
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My neighbor killed himself by slowly impaling himself with steak knives....

You think you know a guy.



#17
Nothing close to my house recently that I recall but a few weeks back someone got stabbed outside of my dorm I believe. I'm not really worried about it.
#18
A drug dealer was arrested 5 houses from where I live. $250,000 in heroine, cocaine, weed, and tons of other stuff. Too bad I didn't rake his lawn or mow his grass.
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they caught the killer they think that did it but there not soo sure.. hopefully it's him....


What if it's some innocent guy and he goes to prison for life. F U, Innocent hater! >=o
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i live in Cleveland Ga. and i found out early this morning that Cleveland police found a dead body of a youth minister within walking distence of my house!! WTF!! who ever it was shot and killed him and took his car.. he was giving the person a ride.... it's really scary cuz i'm here alone most of the nights with my mom and my little brother....


but has the pit ever had anything happen this close to your house?

You live in America right? Mexico is within walking distance of your house so is Alaska.
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i live in Cleveland Ga. and i found out early this morning that Cleveland police found a dead body of a youth minister within walking distence of my house!! WTF!! who ever it was shot and killed him and took his car.. he was giving the person a ride.... it's really scary cuz i'm here alone most of the nights with my mom and my little brother....

but has the pit ever had anything happen this close to your house?

then you're not alone, now are you?
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#26
My neighbor a had big party and invited the entire neighborhood. The next day, he tied cinder blocks to his legs and jumped in the pool.
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i live in Cleveland Ga. and i found out early this morning that Cleveland police found a dead body of a youth minister within walking distence of my house!! WTF!! who ever it was shot and killed him and took his car.. he was giving the person a ride.... it's really scary cuz i'm here alone most of the nights with my mom and my little brother....


but has the pit ever had anything happen this close to your house?


Come now, just one death? :P

There was one week a while back where there were 3 deaths, a drive by, and a crash related to the drive by. That was narsty **** lol
#29
My neighbor offed himself and burnt down his house. I'm not really worried about that happening to me though...
#30
for those in the u.s or in los angeles to be more specific:

do you remember about 6 years ago when in the city of Inglewood, CA we had another Rodney King style police brutality trial going on? well i literally lived right across the street from the gas station where it happened.

here's the link
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tj3rwhctYUA
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...I mean if indians stood naked in front of me, i couldn't tell if they're hispanic or native american. unless they put on clothes

At first he was like...
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I love you, man. No homo

But then, he was like...
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I love you even more now. Slightly homo
#32
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Someone murdered a prostitute and dumped her body on the hill leading up to my old high school.

seguro que no fuiste tu?
translation for noobies:sure it wasn't you?
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...I mean if indians stood naked in front of me, i couldn't tell if they're hispanic or native american. unless they put on clothes

At first he was like...
Quote by Twistedrock
I love you, man. No homo

But then, he was like...
Quote by Twistedrock
I love you even more now. Slightly homo
#33
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seguro que no fuiste tu?
translation for noobies:sure it wasn't you?


Shh, callate la pinche boca! No digas nadie!

I really hate doing translations. "Shh, shut your mouth! Don't tell anyone!"
#34
I was coming back from lunch last year and saw some kid try to curb stomp another kid before a group of people tackled him. The kid he was trying to curb stomp didn't get hurt.
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#35
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Shh, callate la pinche boca! No digas nadie!

I really hate doing translations. "Shh, shut your mouth! Don't tell anyone!"

si señor
<.<
>.>
we have to, don't wanna get on Manda's bad side *cowers away in fear*
Quote by metaldud536
...I mean if indians stood naked in front of me, i couldn't tell if they're hispanic or native american. unless they put on clothes

At first he was like...
Quote by Twistedrock
I love you, man. No homo

But then, he was like...
Quote by Twistedrock
I love you even more now. Slightly homo
#36
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si señor
<.<
>.>
we have to, don't wanna get on Manda's bad side *cowers away in fear*


De acuerdo.

Deberíamos ofrecerla un noob como sacrificio de aplacamiento. >.>

Agreed. We should offer her a noob as an appeasement sacrifice.
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De acuerdo.

Deberíamos ofrecerla un noob como sacrificio de aplacamiento. >.>

Agreed. We should offer her a noob as an appeasement sacrifice.

todavia tienes el cadaber de la prostituta?
still got the body of that prostitute?
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...I mean if indians stood naked in front of me, i couldn't tell if they're hispanic or native american. unless they put on clothes

At first he was like...
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I love you, man. No homo

But then, he was like...
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I love you even more now. Slightly homo
#40
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i have a gun :p actually 2 guns and shotgun and a rifle :p


hmmm, the risk is way higher at getting shot to death if you own a gun.
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