#1
My girlfriend tells me she has some kind of pedal that her friend left in her car in the summer. She says it looks like the Wylde Wah my friend uses, so I go check it out, and its Cry Baby!

Now its mine, and fully functional! Hooray for retards.
Gibson.
#2
I need more retard friends
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Way to show everybody up jackass.

Guitar: _______________ Amp:
_ Ibanez SZ320 _________Fender Hot Rod Deluxe

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#3
I wish I could ride in people's cars and find like a vintage Les Paul or possibly a nice old tube amp, maybe some pedals too.

Nice though, that's pretty awesome!