#1
So ive been in a musical rut lately, and to pull me out of it, my friend insisted on us doing LSD. hah, seemed right at the time. but i took it. 2 hits. and we were chilling in my room, when my mom comes in (shes supposed to be at work), and reminds me i have a physical. so i spent the day getting fingered and rubbed up by the craziest of the craziest looking things.

bad case of the mondays.
so pit. how was your monday?
#2
it was a tuesday over here
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#3
That's pretty hot.

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it was a tuesday over here


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What were you getting prodded by?
#6
Prodded???
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#7
describe what you saw
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#8
Who me??
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#12
hey aussies rule!!

we dont all take lsd and get prodded and poked and fingered by tentacles
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#13
well you live in this place 'Slovenija' I'm pretty sure its Tuesday, Tuesday 500 years ago there.
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#14
It will be Tuesday in 17 minutes here, my Monday pretty much sucked. Whatever it couldn't have been as bad as getting raped by tentacles.
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#15
Tuesday ftw
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

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#16
Sounds like a bad trip dude...

I don't really do anything anymore, mondays are just another day. Kinda sucks, life is just kinda passing by.
#17
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you win. since youre the only person to answer my question.

anyway, to what i saw:
well... at first it was a 6'6" ish tall ass white guy. kind of a hunch in his back, one droopy eye, with red rings around almost all of his facial features. the more i focused on him, the walls around us started to get purple. i cant describe it too well, but they had this drooping like effect. then i stared at the wall to make sure it wasnt actually freaking out, but out of the corner of my eye, the doc started turning kinda yellow. his eyes started bugging out. one about three times the size of the other. he looked like he had the nastiest case of wayyyy too much saliva in his mouth, yet somehow having a dry, slimy thing going.
i looked at him, but the effect wasnt going away. i dont remember why, but the whole time his hands were on my balls his nails would grow inches out of his fingers and curl up. they started to almost peel off.
his face started boiling. purple and a greeny haze kinda thing. the room slanted and i kept asking him if we were gonna be ok.
i dont remember much other than that.

but he gave me a perscription to depression medication. :/

Edit:
no wait. he gave me a good ol prostate exam. my first ever actually. it was quite nice.
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you win. since youre the only person to answer my question.

anyway, to what i saw:
well... at first it was a 6'6" ish tall ass white guy. kind of a hunch in his back, one droopy eye, with red rings around almost all of his facial features. the more i focused on him, the walls around us started to get purple. i cant describe it too well, but they had this drooping like effect. then i stared at the wall to make sure it wasnt actually freaking out, but out of the corner of my eye, the doc started turning kinda yellow. his eyes started bugging out. one about three times the size of the other. he looked like he had the nastiest case of wayyyy too much saliva in his mouth, yet somehow having a dry, slimy thing going.
i looked at him, but the effect wasnt going away. i dont remember why, but the whole time his hands were on my balls his nails would grow inches out of his fingers and curl up. they started to almost peel off.
his face started boiling. purple and a greeny haze kinda thing. the room slanted and i kept asking him if we were gonna be ok.
i dont remember much other than that.

but he gave me a perscription to depression medication. :/


anyway. how was every one elses day?


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#20
Monday is my day off. Had a nice, long, quiet drive into town, lazed around all day in various bookstores sipping on coffee while blazing through a fresh pack of cigs (this was outside, naturally), ate at a wonderful vietnamese restaurant, and finished it all off with a viewing of '300' on blu-ray.
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