Poll: Do you scrunch or fold your TP?
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View poll results: Do you scrunch or fold your TP?
scrunch!
44 32%
fold!
82 59%
other/neither
12 9%
Voters: 138.
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#1
hey guys, long time eh?

anyway, me and my boyfriend are having a disagreement. So I thought this would be the perfect place to ask.

When you take a shit, do you fold the toilet paper or scrunch it up into a ball before you use it?

thanks guys, I knew I could count on you :p

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#2
I scrunch.

Pooping is too much of a beastly act to bother trying to civilize it by folding tissue in a proper manner.
#3
fold... obviously... When you scrunch you don't get it cleaned good enough.
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#4
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fold... obviously... When you scrunch you don't get it cleaned good enough.

It doesn't really matter what technique you use as long as you press against your ass cheeks hard enough.
#5
that pink font makes that bold sentence very sexy.

this ****ing thread shows up all the time. how gross.

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#6
Not this again...

I take the TP, roll it around two fingers, making a semi-cylinder, then I go in from underneath and pull it through longways.
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#7
it's been a loooong time, pez! good to see you're well.


anyway, studies have shown that it is more typical for americans to scrunch the toilet paper and for europeans to fold. thus, toilet paper in america is generally thinner and easier to scrunch, and european tp is a bit thicker so you dont risk poking a hole in it whilst wiping folded.

I fold, btw
#8
Fold. 4 squares once. Then 4 squares again.

If the paper is really thin, I make it 6.

I really hope it's enough.
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#9
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I take the TP, roll it around two fingers, making a semi-cylinder, then I go in from underneath and pull it through longways.

Bwahahahhahahahaaa!!!!

This is 100% fucking win.
#10
I don't actually use toilet paper, I use sweet chili sauce and sandpaper, cause I'm a man.
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#11
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I don't actually use toilet paper, I use sweet chili sauce and sandpaper, cause I'm a man.

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I don't actually use toilet paper, I use sweet chili sauce and sandpaper, cause I'm a man.
#12
YES YES YES!!

this poll exsists

HELL YES!!
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#14
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#15
I was a scruncher, but now I have recently converted into folding.
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#17
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I don't actually use toilet paper, I use sweet chili sauce and sandpaper, cause I'm a man.


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#18
I usually fold, but only because I wrap it around my hand a couple of times (1 ply ) first and when I pull my hand out it's basically folded.
Nope, no sig here.
#19
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I usually fold, but only because I wrap it around my hand a couple of times (1 ply ) first and when I pull my hand out it's basically folded.

I do this!
#20
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Bwahahahhahahahaaa!!!!

This is 100% fucking win.


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Scrunching is the way..
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#21
Chasers War On Everything? =P


Maybe.....
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#22
Quote by popapez


When you take a shit, do you fold the toilet paper or scrunch it up into a ball before you use it?


I fold. It sounds like wiping your ass with a ball would be difficult
#24
i fold really... however i dont wipe my ass from behind like most of people do..

i reach down between my legs pass my johnson and there i am whiping my ass from the front
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#25
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I was a scruncher, but now I have recently converted into folding.


welcome to the club, ive been a life long scruncher

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#27
paper? who the hell needs paper?
just throw the cup in the trash and let the 2girls handle it.
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#28
Girls poop?!?!?! What the ****? But yeah I scrunch. It actually surprised me that more people have picked fold than scrunch.
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#29
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it's been a loooong time, pez! good to see you're well.


anyway, studies have shown that it is more typical for americans to scrunch the toilet paper and for europeans to fold. thus, toilet paper in america is generally thinner and easier to scrunch, and european tp is a bit thicker so you dont risk poking a hole in it whilst wiping folded.

I fold, btw

Actually in America the majority of men (only slightly like 51%) fold and the majority of women (like 60% or something) scrunch.


I fold, scrunching is dumb.
#30
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Your obviously 100% helplessly in love with getting sigged

Also This is why people hate 08ers.

Omg u liek r so br00talz plaese sig may pwease nao rofl...

besteditever:

Scrunching is the way..

lol. you're an 08er.

so i hate you? ^.^
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#31
Quote by bloodshed344
Actually in America the majority of men (only slightly like 51%) fold and the majority of women (like 60% or something) scrunch.


I fold, scrunching is dumb.



I wonder if anyone else find its so weird that there are actually studies to prove these numbers
#33
im a folder.... i dont know why... its hereditary i think, my mums a folder, my dads a folder, my brothers a folder
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#34
Quote by bloodshed344
Actually in America the majority of men (only slightly like 51%) fold and the majority of women (like 60% or something) scrunch.


I fold, scrunching is dumb.


I don't understand that. Folding is so much classier than scrunching, yet it's the males that do it?

You just made that up!
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#35
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im a folder.... i dont know why... its hereditary i think, my mums a folder, my dads a folder, my brothers a folder


and you know this how

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#36
we cant afford toilet paper due to the recession, so index + middle finger ftw
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#38
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It doesn't really matter what technique you use as long as you press against your ass cheeks hard enough.

Dude, you get **** on your arse cheeks?
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#39
Quote by Serjem
i fold really... however i dont wipe my ass from behind like most of people do..

i reach down between my legs pass my johnson and there i am whiping my ass from the front


woaah mad technique.

**** it I just scrunch and go!
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#40
i scrunch and shove it so far up my ass. i pull it out after i start to get turned on. if you fold you risk getting it on your fingers. it's happened.
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