#1
You know you suck at life when;

1. You propose to a female
2. you fall in love with a one night stand
3. your self destructive tendencies obtain infinite outlets.

So women, please, be more careful about how you recreate. your son may regret having been born of his poorly chosen father.


I like the way it sounds, but what do I do with it?
#2
Quote by greyfade
You know you suck at life when;

1. You propose to a female
2. you fall in love with a one night stand
3. your self destructive tendencies obtain infinite outlets.

So women, please, be more careful about how you recreate. your son may regret having been born of his poorly chosen father.


I like the way it sounds, but what do I do with it?


Not make a thread about it.
You're*
#3
...Don't make a thread about it?
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Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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#4
Quote by greyfade
You know you suck at life when;

1. You propose to a female
2. you fall in love with a one night stand
3. your self destructive tendencies obtain infinite outlets.

So women, please, be more careful about how you recreate. your son may regret having been born of his poorly chosen father.


I like the way it sounds, but what do I do with it?



Idunno.. spoken word part over the slowed-down middle section of a metal song, maybe?
#7
You just wrote Kurt Cobain's biography.
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!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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#8
'You've been told, you stupid women. Go recreate somewhere else.'

I'm guessing you're advocating abortion.

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Berserker.
Last edited by Zero-Hartman at Dec 2, 2008,
#9
I don't know how I feel about abortion. And I don't have to, because i'll never be pregnant.