#1
I'm home sick from school today. Nothing too bad just a cold but I'm in my school's drama club and our show is in a week so I figured I can take the day off and see if a day away from the drone of school will get me feeling a little better.

I've been TXTing my girlfriend all morning and I guess her house is empty until 1pm. If I go over there..........


So my question is should I go for it? I already dropped a hint to my mom that "if I feel better" I'm going to "go in late" to "catch my english test" and "make sure I can get to drama". Naturally I won't be doing any of these save for drama.

I know I could pull it off assuming they let me walk. If they try to drive me to the school I can't pull it off. I suppose if they drive me that becomes my worst case scenario of being in school and not having my HW done I was gonna do in my study.


So my question, pit... is it worth it?

tl;dr I'm not that sick but home from school. so's the gf. should i try sneaking over to her house with a reasonable cover story?
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#3
Do it bro.
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#5
You could either:
  • Go to school
  • Stay home and surf The Pit
  • Have sexy time.


Do you have to ask?

Pit, idiot.

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#8
Do It.
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#9
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You could either:
  • Go to school
  • Stay home and surf The Pit
  • Have sexy time.


Do you have to ask?

Pit, idiot.

I CONCUR!!!
#10
do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it
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#11
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You could either:
  • Go to school
  • Stay home and surf The Pit
  • Have sexy time.


Do you have to ask?

Pit, idiot.


This man wins at life
#12
Do it.

(I didn't read your post.)
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#13
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....Fixed.
#14
this got tonsa quick responses
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If we did tune using the 5th fret on the G string it'd be a C. At the moment it goes G B which stands for George Bush. So obviously GB doesn't want you to C the truth! To the conspiracy cave!
#15
go go go,.. if u win,. u get to spent a day wif her, if u dun u go to school , get scolded by teachers, probly get detention,... But do it!!!!!!
#16
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go go go,.. if u win,. u get to spent a day wif her, if u dun u go to school , get scolded by teachers, probly get detention,... But do it!!!!!!

i wont get in trouble at all. i was home sick
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If we did tune using the 5th fret on the G string it'd be a C. At the moment it goes G B which stands for George Bush. So obviously GB doesn't want you to C the truth! To the conspiracy cave!
#17
Here's your learning for today, in the form of a complex mathematical equation:

Sex > school.
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#18
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....Fixed.


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#19
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I would like to marry this sexy time and rape it.
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#21
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do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it
Do it.
#22
the prospect of touching female has been presented to you and your immediate thoughts are to make a thread about it ?, im beginning to question the legitimacy of your situation.
#26
Do it! Just keep away from the crabs man!
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#27
its too late for im already at her house, im surfing the pit whilst she give me a bj lololol you shoulda made your midn up fool mauahahaha
#29
Just do it brah.
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#30
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I would stay home and play video games.


Would you also use your parents' money to broadcast this agenda with terrible music?
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