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#1
as the title says, if you were made president/prime minister of your country what new rules/laws would you enforce?
I Won't Let This Build Up Inside Of Me

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Well thats me set ^^
#3
I'd invade north korea.

Without pants.
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#4
I would overhaul and restructure everything
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afterward i thought about it and was like "wow, i just jerked off to a chubby girl sucking off a horse. i'm disgusting".

then i watched that segment again
#5
Crimes against women are punishable by death.
Crimes commited by women are punishable by torture.


Guitar playing would be the national pastime.
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#6
Fat people would not be allowed to wear tight clothing.

Public drinking and indecent exposure would be A-OK.
#8
Props to anyone who can guess what song this is from:

"If I were president, I'd get elected on Friday, assassinated on Saturday, buried on Sunday. Then back to work on Monday."
#9
Elimination of the Human Race and all living creatures via a large WMD.
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#10
I'd destroy public toilets.
I'd destroy public bins.
I'd destroy public benches.

I'd kill all fat people.
I'd kill all fat people's families.
I'd destroy all fat people's families.
#11
backwards day! or, as it's known on backwards day, sdrawkcab yad!

"hey jim, you're four hours late for work today"
"no... it's five to nine, i'm five minutes early..."
"nah, backwards day: work five til' nine today."
"but sir... i didn't know, honest!"
"too late jim... i'm afraid you'll have to battle it out with the rancor"
(trapdoor)
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
Hahahahahahahahahah hahahaha har har har
#13
i'd kill the world
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#16
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backwards day! or, as it's known on backwards day, sdrawkcab yad!

"hey jim, you're four hours late for work today"
"no... it's five to nine, i'm five minutes early..."
"nah, backwards day: work five til' nine today."
"but sir... i didn't know, honest!"
"too late jim... i'm afraid you'll have to battle it out with the rancor"
(trapdoor)
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"


No, the rancor has to battle it out with him, and the rancor would have to drop down from the ceiling
#19
in the UK
zero tolerenace on crime
death penatly for murderers, serial rapists and serial paedohpiles
all prisoners that are here illegaly will be immeadietly deported
if you commit a serious crime, your human rights cease to exist
national serivce for yobs
#20
sir, you are clearly > me

but it is backwards day...
Hahahahahahahahahah hahahaha har har har
#21
I would legalize all drugs. I would enact complete libertarian principles aside from business related ones. I'd loosen the laws on gun ownership, I'd tax people for their unhealthy habits so fat people have to play more 'cos they take up two seats on the underground, smokers would have to pay more 'cos they stink everything up etc. I'd pretty much offend everybody as well.
#23
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I'd invade north korea.

Without pants.

That would definitely work. They would all die laughing.
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#24
I would scrap benefits for starters and make people go to fuc*king work !
Immigration would stop now ! lol
#25
Nothing, the legislative branch makes laws.

I would have everyone tested for aids, and everyone with it would be 'neutralized'. Someone's gotta do it.

Also, no gays.
#26
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I'd destroy public toilets.
I'd destroy public bins.
I'd destroy public benches.

I'd kill all fat people.
I'd kill all fat people's families.
I'd destroy all fat people's families.


I'd kill Molemania, fat people are great ... we're so jolly

Personally I wouldn't pass any because the queen would just disagree with any ridiculous notions I came up with ... Britain is awesome.
#27
ah just another one:
if you're living here illegaly, you can f**k off back to your own country or we'll make you
#29
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ah just another one:
if you're living here illegaly, you can f**k off back to your own country or we'll make you


Why hasn't anyone thought of this before?
#31
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Why hasn't anyone thought of this before?

well not in the uk, the government are such pussies here , its all about human rights
#32
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Props to anyone who can guess what song this is from:

"If I were president, I'd get elected on Friday, assassinated on Saturday, buried on Sunday. Then back to work on Monday."



wyclef isnt it?
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#33
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in the UK
zero tolerenace on crime
death penatly for murderers, serial rapists and serial paedohpiles
all prisoners that are here illegaly will be immeadietly deported
if you commit a serious crime, your human rights cease to exist
national serivce for yobs


What?
National service for yobs?
well define yob?
since when is it a crime to stand there looking like a douche?

And death penalty?
What if they get it wrong?
Then an innocent man dies.
Surely life sentence is worse, and you can end it mid-way through??
What I just said is a lie.
#34
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What?
National service for yobs?
well define yob?
since when is it a crime to stand there looking like a douche?

And death penalty?
What if they get it wrong?
Then an innocent man dies.
Surely life sentence is worse, and you can end it mid-way through??


i define 'yob' as the sort of scum who attack people for no reason and throw stuff at old people, the violent, abusive wastes of blood and organs.
and maybe death penallty for just murder is maybe a little harsh, but for really gruesome horrible murders where the person caught is some metally deranged psyco
and theres no fear anymore, you kill someone, you get a slap on the wrists and get put in a cushy cell for 8 years which inevitably gets reduced to like 4. if people knew there was a real consequence for crime people would think more than twice about it.
#36
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I was about to post that!!
Wyclef Jean mah man.
Great song.

Indeed. I love that song.
#37
I would make all drugs legal. This way all the crackheads and herion addicts, wouldn't get treatment in jail that we have to pay for, just so they can get out and smoke more crack. This way they would all be able to smoke crack and **** until their bodies fail, and they will die. I would also hire a group of big strong gay guys, so when someone is convicted of molesting a child, they get to get their own butts reamed out, until they bleed to death.
#38
Quote by richymisiak
i define 'yob' as the sort of scum who attack people for no reason and throw stuff at old people, the violent, abusive wastes of blood and organs.
and maybe death penallty for just murder is maybe a little harsh, but for really gruesome horrible murders where the person caught is some metally deranged psyco
and theres no fear anymore, you kill someone, you get a slap on the wrists and get put in a cushy cell for 8 years which inevitably gets reduced to like 4. if people knew there was a real consequence for crime people would think more than twice about it.


Not really.
The death penalty has not be show to deter crime in any way.
Hell, prison hasn't detered anyone either.

People that go to the pen for a long setence are usually hardcore thugs that just don't give a ****.
Then they become even moar hardcore in prison, gaining criminal skills.
Prison isn't too cushy, but idk about your "maths"-infested Britain.

Pre-cogs would be badass, but it wouldn't matter; every system of regulation is bound to be corrupt with human interaction.
#40
Fat people would be forced to pull their ****ing pants up once in a while. We don't want to see your ****ing ass crack, Ted! And then pull down their shirts as well. We don't want to see your ****ing bacon, Ted!
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