#4
[quote=""[It's Alex"]"]I'm a front seat driver...>.>
I complain every time my dad pumps the brake.
Maybe God is telling him too.
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#5
I'm always shotgun... and damn, you silly religeous ppl
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#7
god told me to rape

i dont know how many people i offended with that.


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#8
God is telling me to kill Kirk Hammett at the concert tonight.. hmm I think I may take his advice.

Also that's pretty funny
#9
Did your wife end up surviving your attack?
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#10

Now I've started driving I tell my mum off for coasting.

Well, can you blame me? I don't want the clutch on my car ruined!
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#11
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Now I've started driving I tell my mum off for coasting.

Well, can you blame me? I don't want the clutch on my car ruined!


Coasting with the clutch in won't ruin it, it's designed to take a little abuse. The only thing you have to worry about is riding the clutch all the time, which will wear out your throw-out bearing.
#12
I absolutely hate it when people in my car backseat drive. I usually stomp the break, flip on them and scream, "OH, YOU WANNA DRIVE?! THINK YOU CAN DO BETTER?! THAT'S WHY YOU HAVEN'T GOT A LICENSE, RIGHT?!!"
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#13
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Did your wife end up surviving your attack?

She's fine.
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#14
It's funny until I remember that the fuckers who flew into the WTC thought God was telling them to do it

Don't mind me, this comment doesn't have an agenda, I'm just being depressed
#15
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It's funny until I remember that the fuckers who flew into the WTC thought God was telling them to do it

Don't mind me, this comment doesn't have an agenda, I'm just being depressed

that was allah, that's not the same... they think it's right...
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#16
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It's funny until I remember that the fuckers who flew into the WTC thought God was telling them to do it

Don't mind me, this comment doesn't have an agenda, I'm just being depressed

Not quite. They thought god would approve of their actions. I don't think any of them actually heard god talking to them.
So go ahead and laugh.
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#18
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that was allah, that's not the same... they think it's right...

That is so wrong.

Funny article though. But I'm sure my father's road rage has a higher probability of being the cause of my death..hopefully his as well.
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