#1
I'm curious, what is the dumbest thread anyone has ever posted in the pit? Besides this one.
#2
lol probs this on-
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Besides this one.
oh sorry

EDIT: lol remember that one when the kid admitted he wets the bed?
What I just said is a lie.
#3
"I feel dirty..." by our own, Union Jake.

No, that quickly turned into win, but the first post... Jakieboy .
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#4
the above post speaks the truth

mindf*ck was decent when it started, now its just getting repetative..
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#6
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EDIT: lol remember that one when the kid admitted he wets the bed?

I remember that

It was stickied as well
#7
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I remember that

It was stickied as well


What happened with that dude anyway?
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bobby, I've got poutine in my urethra


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#8
Quote by AnAngrySquirrel
I remember that

It was stickied as well


hahaha
so much banter
What I just said is a lie.
#9
Quote by hownowbrowncow
lol probs this on- oh sorry

EDIT: lol remember that one when the kid admitted he wets the bed?

Good times So many Billy Madison jokes...
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What happened with that dude anyway?

Not sure, I hope he didn't choke on wet sheets...

Oh wait, he's still posting here - http://profile.ultimate-guitar.com/sixwingmortal/
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whats billy madison

Its an Adam Sandler film with a scene where he convinces everyone that its cool to piss your pants, just check the first 6 pages of the thread, its mostly quote from the film.
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James, a type of sandwich:

A sandwich that consists of ham, turkey, roast beef, shredded cheese, nacho cheese doritos, and ranch on a toasted bun.
"Hey man lets go get a couple James's for lunch"
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#11
Once, someone made a thread to complain that the actions of the mods (closing his dumbshit threads, warnings) were an infringement on his First Amendment rights, or something like that.
#13
well i was about to start a thread but then i saw this and thought..oh
whats the most baddass type of beard. I usually shave but i wanted to go for something new. i was thinking like a goatee or something. any suggestions?
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#14
when this guy's toilet broke, and he just went in his basement, and blamed it on his dog
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#15
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when this guy's toilet broke, and he just went in his basement, and blamed it on his dog


Tried that but blamed it on my girlfriend
#16
A while back Scourge made a thread telling about how he got his dick stuck in a milk bottle
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#21
are all of this union jake threads delted or something? I cant seem to find his profile unless its Union Jak

so
any beard suggestions?
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#22
when this guy's toilet broke, and he just went in his basement, and blamed it on his dog


lmfao I remember that, then his dad got all suspicious. Why the **** didn't he just go to the neighbors house? lmao

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#24
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lmfao I remember that, then his dad got all suspicious. Why the **** didn't he just go to the neighbors house? lmao

He didn't get on with the neighbours I think?
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they all kinda went extinct after hendrix really.


Needless to say, I lol'ed.

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#27
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are all of this union jake threads delted or something? I cant seem to find his profile unless its Union Jak

so
any beard suggestions?

Its "Union Jake", here's the Circle Jerk thread - https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/showthread.php?t=952675

And here's his Urban Dictionary page - http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=A%20Union%20Jake-Off
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James, a type of sandwich:

A sandwich that consists of ham, turkey, roast beef, shredded cheese, nacho cheese doritos, and ranch on a toasted bun.
"Hey man lets go get a couple James's for lunch"
#28
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so
any beard suggestions?

i suggest the searchbar. body and facial/cranial hair modification threads galore.
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#29
5th fret made me laugh for days. Plus it was stickied.
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#31
The one about the guy shagging that Pop Star girl, Bre Morgan.
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#32
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#33
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The one about the guy shagging that Pop Star girl, Bre Morgan.



LOL thank you for reminding me of that

That thread for sure wins the fail constest.
#36
When the UG forums asploded, and the only way we could communicate were through thread titles
time machine. Inadvertently, I had created a