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#1
well there was a thread about the most humble guitarists, so why not make an opposite thread. who do you people think is the biggest ass or egotist in guitaring and music history?
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#2
i've never seen interviews but I've never heard anything good about malmsteen
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#4
the douche from oasis who sucks, but thinks he's the second coming.

or eddie van halen, hes always been up there on the list...
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#6
Malmsteen.
/thread
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#11
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I've heard Ted Nugent can be a real dick

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#13
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The guys which is made out of the letters of the words 'Oral Sex'.
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lmao hes no guitarist but he is a ass
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#14
Damn, I screwed up my sentence. It had to be: The guy whose name is made out of the letters that make the words 'Oral Sex'.
Hint: GnR
#18
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i've never seen interviews but I've never heard anything good about malmsteen



met Malmsteen twice......first time he was a D*ck, the second time he was OK.
#20
Mab
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#21
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axel rose??? Looks like your missing a letter buddy.

no it's Axl.
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You CAN play anything with anything....but some guitars sound right for some things, and not for others. Single coils sound retarded for metal, though those who are apeshit about harpsichord probably beg to differ.
#22
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axel rose??? Looks like your missing a letter buddy.

No, it's spelled Axl.

EDIT: Beaten, damn.
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#23
Although Axl Rose plays guitar he's not considered to be a guitarist. Therefore his ass is kicked from this thread.
Oh yeah. I'm not really a fan of that guy either...
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#24
Quote by Jiro from GLAY
axel rose??? Looks like your missing a letter buddy.


It's 'Axl' so you've added a letter.

As for the biggest ass hole, I'd say it has to be Dave Mustaine, I mean seriously, why is he still bitching after 25 years?
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#26
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Malmsteen.
/thread


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#28
Quote by Birchall17
It's 'Axl' so you've added a letter.

As for the biggest ass hole, I'd say it has to be Dave Mustaine, I mean seriously, why is he still bitching after 25 years?


Because he is cool
#29
Quote by Birchall17
It's 'Axl' so you've added a letter.

As for the biggest ass hole, I'd say it has to be Dave Mustaine, I mean seriously, why is he still bitching after 25 years?

this.
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#30
Jimmy Page is kinda cocky, he thinks he's the greatest guitarist of all time. Don't get me wrong he's great and i really like Zeppelin but he seems a little too into himself.
#31
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#33
yngwie malmsteen
ted nugent
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#35
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Jimmy Page is kinda cocky, he thinks he's the greatest guitarist of all time. Don't get me wrong he's great and i really like Zeppelin but he seems a little too into himself.
I dunno man, every interview I've read, he seems pretty cool, eccentric as hell but not a dick or anything.imho
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#36
Quote by Birchall17
It's 'Axl' so you've added a letter.

As for the biggest ass hole, I'd say it has to be Dave Mustaine, I mean seriously, why is he still bitching after 25 years?


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Seriously Dave, stop ****ing whining. I don't want to hear it anymore. No one cares.

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While he isn't really a guitarist (I hope not) he is a dick. Didn't he say that he was going to be the most prominent musical figure of our generation? Yeah, **** that.
#37
Dave Mustaine always seems to kick people out of his band, so I have to assume it can't always be them.

I use to worship EVH, but over the past few years I've noticed he's become a real dick.

See what happens when you get sober!!
#38
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Mab


You've got to be kidding. I met him and he's the nicest guy ever. He posed for pics and gave out free posters and had a little conversation with everybody who asked for an autograph.
#39
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You've got to be kidding. I met him and he's the nicest guy ever. He posed for pics and gave out free posters and had a little conversation with everybody who asked for an autograph.


I havta agree with this dude, I've heard nothing but great stories about MAB. Although I can kinda see where ppl get the idea, on some of his videos he comes off like he thinks he's really really good... But then again he can back it up, atleast guitar-wise.

Off topic: anyone else think MAB looks like a squirrel with that lame haircut of his? lol
#40
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hahaha asian accent included.

My vote was for sure Malmsteen.

But then I read Noal Gallager of Oasis that pathetic brit pop band say that they are in legue with the rolling stones.

At least malmsteen can actually play his instrument beyond 4 chords with a never changing rhythm.