#1
After having no job for 3 months I finally got an interview at K-mart of all places....
I don't mind though, at least I got something. I'm only expecting to have this job for 9 months since I am going to be moving away. Wish me luck.

Oh yeah and what are some of your interview stories.
(I doubt there's any exciting interview stories)
#2
Tell them you have no permanent housing residence, you're alcohol dependent and you do have a criminal record but won't disclose it.

And nah, just keep your voice at a comfortable volume and it should show some confidence and you should be fine
#4
The handshake is the most important part, make sure its firm but not too hard and make eye contact during it.
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#6
K-Mart shouldn't be too much of a worry for an interview.

Keep your back straight, shake hands and be sure to say "Sir" and "Ma'am"
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#8
Its K-Mart, what are they really going to say?
"I'm sorry sir, but you are underqualified to stack shelves in our store."
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#9
MY last interview my interviewer asked me to tell a story of a time where I went above and beyond my job title.

A guy's truck caught fire in our parking lot (at a subway restaurant) and I basically saved the day, three small children, and made his sandwiches.

Needless to say I found a better job elsewheres
#10
''I'm only expecting to have this job for 9 months since I am going to be moving away''
Something is amiss. Did you knock up your girlfriend?
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#11
My interviewer-person laughed at my passport =[ i had a shaved head on it, and long hair irl :<
#12
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And if you're a dude, just leave your twanger dangling out of your pants a bit.

I find it very sincere.
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#13
Here's my story about job interviews. This one time, I had three or four interviews within a couple weeks and none of the places gave me a job.


I don't like me.
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#14
I had one at Game.

Basically, it was in a windowless, cramped room at the back of the store. I sweated, a LOT. I mean to the point where my white shirt was dripping, there were patches collecting under my tits, my back must've had a patch on it the size of a continent, and because I was aware of this I got more nervous and displayed a COMPLETE lack ability to communicate.
I was an ideal candidate for the job really, sweaty and socially inept.

I didn't get the job
#16
I've done about 20 interviews in the past couple of months for engineering jobs after I get out of college this year and just accepted an offer, so I'm glad to not have to do them anymore. I think I've heard every possible behavioral interview question ever conceived.
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I had one at Game.

Basically, it was in a windowless, cramped room at the back of the store. I sweated, a LOT. I mean to the point where my white shirt was dripping, there were patches collecting under my tits, my back must've had a patch on it the size of a continent, and because I was aware of this I got more nervous and displayed a COMPLETE lack ability to communicate.
I was an ideal candidate for the job really, sweaty and socially inept.

I didn't get the job


YOU MADE ME LOSE THE GAME!!!
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