#1
Basically, continue that sentence.

Ex .: So me and my girlfriend where in bed when Bear Grylls appeared and bitch slapped me through the face with a hand full of larvae.

Wooo ! GO RANDOMNESS !

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#2
So me and my girlfriend where in bed when I reported this thread!
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#3
So me and my girlfriend where in bed when i woke up and realised it was all a dream
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#5
so me and my girlfriend were in bed, and the walls began to fade, and form into an unearth like room.. but she told me to stop moaning, and to suck on here tits!

win; win?!
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"You Ugly git!" - That girl in the restaurant

"You Were a Mistake!" - Mum

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