#1
i think we should come up with a list of recurring jokes used on UG (mainly in The Pit)

so for starters...

1. I Cum Blood
2. Whammy without a whammy bar
3. ???

see if you can remember any more
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#4
erm.. a **** idea..

"searchbar jokes"
and other unfunny ****-rape, fap.
"You're a twat!"- That dude in morrisons

"You Ugly git!" - That girl in the restaurant

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#7
RUSSEL! WHAT THE ****?!

I wish these would all die by the way, especially I cum blood. And I feel like a hypocrite for contributing to the list.
#10
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#11
ok i totally missed russel! what the ****? any explanations? or should i just not know about it
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#12
dam this thread gets posted like 10 times a week
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#13
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I thought he was talking about the mods...
#15
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ok i totally missed russel! what the ****? any explanations? or should i just not know about it


Tom_Hatton made a thread about how some chavs mug him. He was with his friend Rusell, who ran away. Russel shouted, "Run Tom, run faster!" And Tom shouted in reply, "RUSSELL! WHAT THE ****?!"

I didn't think it was very funny.
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#16
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Tom_Hatton made a thread about how some chavs mug him. He was with his friend Rusell, who ran away. Russel shouted, "Run Tom, run faster!" And Tom shouted in reply, "RUSSELL! WHAT THE ****?!"

I didn't think it was very funny.


It wasn't Tam Hatton, the guy said his name was Tom Petty, it said so in his sig, don't think he has posted since.
#18
I can't remember...Probably because I'm dehydrated. Need a lemon-lime gatorade...
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#21
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lol, wut?
Rub Icy hot on it.

Those are the first that come to mind.


First thing I thought of. Damn I hope that never happens again.
#22
dragonforce on expert

save the pear

mudkipz

e-cookies

searchbar

RAPE

FAP

i cum blood


and i wouldnt change a thing
#25
Quote by classicrockboy
i think we should come up with a list of recurring jokes used on UG (mainly in The Pit)

so for starters...

1. I Cum Blood
2. Whammy without a whammy bar
3. ???
4.PROFIT!!!!
see if you can remember any more

Fixed


seriously though i hate that meme with a passion
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#26
i once saw someone say "i s hit blood" in a thread about someone having glass in thier toilet paper,and russel wtf is not in the slightest funny. Anyone who laughs at that is a laugh themself.
#28
Why do you think we should do this?

The good times have come and gone, with hopefully more to come. Don't spoil it by milking a joke for all it's worth.

Just my two cents.
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#30
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Fixed


seriously though i hate that meme with a passion

That was my plan.
#31
The only good one out of all of these had to be the Lime Green Ducks. It was hilarious, and it didn't overstay its welcome.
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#32
So the rules against memes just completely went over your head, eh? We tolerate them in moderation, but seriously, don't make threads about them.
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