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#1
hey guys me and my girlfriend have been dating for about two years and were both 17. what is a good sentimental present to give her for christmas? Something i can make or buy? thanks
#3
Break up with her on Christmas Day!
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#10
Dick in a box, as the other gentlemen said.
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#11
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Dick in a box.


+1

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#16
let's get a chain going. i'll post nudes after 10 in a row

dick in a box
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#17
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any serious replies? what aabout like a collage of pictures of us. or is that kinda gay




Also, Dick in a box.
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#20
break up with her like so


1. buy rose
2. wait till rose dies
3. present dead rose to gf
4. say rose is like your relationship, "dead"
5. PROFIT
#21
How are pictures necessary? You guys are a little creepy. Hey send me a picture of you two so I can enjoy them from my computer. Stalkerfappacreepafags.
#23
dick in a box

my gfs birthday is xmas day... i am going to need to grow a second ****
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#26
You are 17 and have been dating the same girl for two years? That's ridiculous, when you are at that age you need to get around more.

On topic: I've heard that girls like ponies.
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#27
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How about a sweater made from your love.



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#28
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any serious replies? what aabout like a collage of pictures of us. or is that kinda gay

Dicks are serious business, son.

SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS.
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#29
Dick in a box.... But in all seriousness, dump the bitch. Women are too expensive.
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#30
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let's get a chain going. i'll post nudes after 10 in a row

dick in a box

Hi, this isn't 4chan, gtfo.

As for TS, get her something that means something to her, seeing as that is what sentimental means. Or expensive jewelry. We don't know what she likes, lol.
#32
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dick in a box

my gfs birthday is xmas day... i am going to need to grow a second ****

haha
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#33
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haha even so, i must give you credit

Spank you. Good job getting to it first.
#34
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break up with her like so


1. buy rose
2. wait till rose dies
3. present dead rose to gf
4. say rose is like your relationship, "dead"
5. PROFIT


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    #35
    A bouquet of flowers, along with a romantic dinner at a lovely restaurant followed by some rough passionate love making once you present her the ring.
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    #36
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    A bouquet of flowers, along with a romantic dinner at a lovely restaurant followed by some rough passionate love making once she presents you with her ring.

    Fixed.
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    This man deserves my +1

    +1

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    #38
    how about a necklace??

    or a bracelet??

    You can get some nice looking jewelry for not too much, and you'll definately get some that night =p
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    #39
    Quote by SoWrongItsMatt
    You are 17 and have been dating the same girl for two years? That's ridiculous, when you are at that age you need to get around more.

    On topic: I've heard that girls like ponies.



    really?

    I've heard they like ****
    #40
    Dick in a box

    ....

    but seriously dude buy her a ring
    my problem is i can find out my gfs ring size without stealing or asking her
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