#1
Whats the most trouble you've been in, and what did you do?

mine was probably when i left my little sister in a lift in Sydney and some lady found her on the highway!!! but she was okay... but yes...
#3
i was digging up this rough bit of dirt in my garden with a pitchfork once, i thrust it down into the dirt so it would stand by itself, only to realise i had just rammed the thing through my brothers foot and into the ground.
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#5
well lets see...

set a field on fire and almost had to pay an atrocious fine.
had the cops come to my house for n*ggerknocking several houses in one night.
had the cops stop me everytime I was outside my house for 2 years.

thats all the things that I haven't mentally blocked atleast..

CROOKEDIT!!! I stole a bad note from a teacher then lied about it. I got 4 referrals for it but never went to ISS. I also got 27 Detentions my 6th grade year and 8 referrals.
7th grade I was the most hated kid in school by the teachers... But now I'm a good kid! ...mostly
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#6
Pulled the fire alarm at our high school, evacuating 1500 kids from the building for 2 hours
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Pulled the fire alarm at our high school, evacuating 1500 kids from the building for 2 hours


respect lol
#8
I accidently shot Dimebag once.


I've never really been in much trouble, so I don't know.
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#9
Me and 3 friends were on bikes, at about 2 am, and 2 of them pulled into a church driveway and a cop came up and asked what we were doing.

This is were the **** started.

One of my friends said (Jokingly) "Uhh, Breaking and Entering"

I was like

The cop took out a pad and said "Say That again"

I thought to myself, this isnt going real well.

Then, this is the most retarded thing my other friend ever said.

"I believe churches should be open 24 hours because being able to pray when ever you want is gods way, and we were going to see if the church was open"

I was like
Poop.


Yes, poop.
#10
Used my dad's credit cards to buy porn on the internet. I was young and didn't even fap to it
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#11
the most trouble I've been in is that time I got drunk and passed out under a deck
my wallet was stolen and I had to tell my parents and they gave me the worst looks

hah, I don't get "in trouble" though
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#12
Shoplifting-Wal*Mart-Arrested
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#13
was taken to jail because i was stupid and drinking and driving however i didnt get a DUI because of the small ass town im from and i hunt with the sheriff and dated the DA's daughter at the time
#14
I got caught stealing wristbands at a music fest (I didnt actually do it, one of my friends did and hid them in my bag without telling me). I've done worse, but thats the worst I've been caught for.
#16
got drunk on a whole school excursion, bout 800 kids for the schools 20th anniversary. I was in year 12 (this year) and yeah got smashed off my face.

wasnt allowed to leave the house for agessssssss
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#17
Made an electrical socket exploding by sticking staples in it.

Of course i did that about 2 weeks before it exploded and some kid just happened to stick staples in it about 5 minutes before it exploded....

but who cares right?
#18
Came home from a friends house about 5 hours after I was supposed to be home, hungover, in someone else's clothes.
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#19
brought some random girl home from night out, we didnt do anything, both of us were just passed out in my living room, my mom was freaking out in the morning
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#21
me and my friends paddle boated to the middle of a harbor because we were trying to go to this island on the other side...we ended getting towed back.
#22
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I accidently shot Dimebag once.


I've never really been in much trouble, so I don't know.


not cool man


ANYWAYS one time while a classmate was changing for p.e. i went in the bathroom and started fighting him bam margera style(you know just randomly swinging your arm at him) as a joke but somewhere in the middle of it all he got a huge gash up his leg and blood was pouring out and then he fell down and started holding his eye so we thought it had popped out of his head so i was like aww **** and i got out of there and i went back in a few minutes later to see if hes ok and he tried to gouge my eyes out with a spoon
so long story short i got suspended for fighting and swearing so yeah thats my story
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me and my friends paddle boated to the middle of a harbor because we were trying to go to this island on the other side...we ended getting towed back.




winner.


And you have also given me a new idea for **** to do sicne im graduated.

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#24
Got pulled over with 3 people in the car, only allowed one her in IL. Friend in the back had a warrant. Mom was pissed. I was grounded til my court date, 2 months later.

Friend in the back robbed me a few weeks ago, so I'm not a friend of his anymore. In fact I swerved at him a few weeks ago.
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winner.


And you have also given me a new idea for **** to do sicne im graduated.

Cheers


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#28
Probably when I put an arrow through my bedroom window

Actually, my mum laughed, and she laughed a few weeks later when I accidentally smashed the front door... And she laughed when I broke my ankle, and when I had a huge rusty nail through my foot (years ago)

I think my mum hates me?
#29
i got straight up tackled arrested a couple of weeks ago at school. a friend of mine had 16 e tabs on him, and i dont know why but they thought i had some too.
hes off on $50,000 bail, but hes going to court in 2 months. hes getting 4 - 99 years, cause apparently having a lot of tabs is manslaughter for some reason. its bull****.
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i got straight up tackled arrested a couple of weeks ago at school. a friend of mine had 16 e tabs on him, and i dont know why but they thought i had some too.
hes off on $50,000 bail, but hes going to court in 2 months. hes getting 4 - 99 years, cause apparently having a lot of tabs is manslaughter for some reason. its bull****.

You're at school and your friend can afford a $50,000 bail?
Drug dealers, whatchya gonna do?