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#1
Hey Pit! Just wondering what kinda stuff you guys pull off at school. Pranks, Jokes, and other stuff usually not allowed.

I'll start it off. These kids at my school got a huge box of a ton off different peoples pube hair and dumped it in all the drinking fountains. It was really nasty and they had to shut down all the fountains for a couple days. Disgusting but funny to see peoples reactions.

#2
You couldnt just add your story to one of the other threads just like this because?
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#3
one time i took a searchbar to school

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#5
me and my buddy staged and taped a fight in the "gallery" (place everyone hangs out at lunch) it was a good fight, I had a fat lip for the rest of the day, didnt even get caught...good times
#6
My friend answered the phone in class when our teacher was gone, and was like "*blubbering sound*"
then it rang again and he went
"ababababahahahbabhabagabab"
then the phone rang again, so we took the top part of the phone you speak into, unplugged it, and put a banana on it

our teacher didnt notice till the phone rang, then picked up the banana by accident, said hello, and realized it was a banana
lol
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#7
My friend and I were bored in electronics class so we took some paper from my notebook and used it instead of regular printing paper. To our amazement, it actually worked and looked like it was made for it.
#8
Just backtalking to teachers. We were talking about personal finances and what we would buy if we had extra money so I yelled out loud DRUGS. And she was like. "I might have to perform a background check on you." And I said oh **** and she like...flipped.
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#9
In computer class, my friends all used the Search Bar when they got bored.

But seriously, because I want to tell this story, a clown came to my Botany class last spring. Opened the door and everyone just stopped and looked at him. He went, "Oh shoot, wrong class!" and left. Nothing was accomplished for the next ten minutes.

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#10
today some chick locked the math sub outside the classroom...

a retard in my english class **** himself a couple of weeks ago...

that same retard got this nasty chick pregnant... in the woods behind the school a couple weeks ago...

my classmates have been stealing markers from all the classes and our bio teacher won't allow us to do labs until she gets 8 markers back and they have to be the right colors...

its a new trend to be straight edge and decked out with "xxx" and bridge 9 apparel and i think it sucks... even though thats not funny it just pisses me off.

my english teacher is on facebook all day and doesn't teach the class...
#11
in physics the other week, my teacher was talking about acceleration and we were doing a lab using toy cars and bouncy balls rolling down ramps to calculate the acceleration of gravity, then she ran out of the bouncy balls and said " i guess have more balls then i have cars..." and i loled, another thing in math class we tape the ends of the teachers markers shut, and tape the insides over the felt part , then tape them to the cieling so she cant write on the board... but the best of all , some kids took a banana, peeled it, then ate it into the shape of a dick and stuck it on the counter in the boys washroom
#12
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in physics the other week, my teacher was talking about acceleration and we were doing a lab using toy cars and bouncy balls rolling down ramps to calculate the acceleration of gravity, then she ran out of the bouncy balls and said " i guess have more balls then i have cars..." and i loled, another thing in math class we tape the ends of the teachers markers shut, and tape the insides over the felt part , then tape them to the cieling so she cant write on the board... but the best of all , some kids took a banana, peeled it, then ate it into the shape of a dick and stuck it on the counter in the boys washroom


that's hilarious!
#13
my friend was looking at porn in computer class with headphones on.

he also goes up to people and says
"i have the hugest erection right now"


its sooooo ofuuunyyyyy
#14
well hehe... me and my buddies played football and one kid got knocked down then my friend bent over (not sure why) and another one of my friends jumped on hes back and did a flip off him and landed on the kid. haha good times... good times. too bad we cant play football any more
#15
It isn't against any rules, but in my German class there is a poster hanging on the wall...here it is. I lol and think of you guys whenever I look at it.

#16
there is a water fountain where someone drew a penis where the water comes out in sharpie, only the people who notice avoid. it's so funny to see people drink from it
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#18
Me and 4 other friends would sneak up to the rafters in wood shop class (the place where the wood is stored), and we actually made a picnic table type thing up there and played poker, funny thing is that there is like 10 kids in the class and 4 of us would disappear every day to go play poker, the teacher didn't notice for like 3-4 weeks, he finally caught us like last week, and the only thing any of us say: "can we deal you in".

He was pissed.

It's also funny that I'm in grade 12 lol.
#19
we started an acapella gang and went around singing journey's dont stop believing and snapping our fingers in rhythm to the song all fifties like.
#22
tied rope between two desks and when the teacher was carrying a crate of text books she tripped over it hahahha, or we used to wind the clock forward and get sent to lunch really early haha
#23
we went bowling for health class and we hid all our shoes in one guys bag and he got suspended when they searched bags on the bus when we got bak from school
#24
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is that epic fail in German?

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Me and 4 other friends would sneak up to the rafters in wood shop class (the place where the wood is stored), and we actually made a picnic table type thing up there and played poker, funny thing is that there is like 10 kids in the class and 4 of us would disappear every day to go play poker, the teacher didn't notice for like 3-4 weeks, he finally caught us like last week, and the only thing any of us say: "can we deal you in".

He was pissed.

It's also funny that I'm in grade 12 lol.

Dude hand in the poker table as a group project to spite him
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#25
at our school, they use phones to call people to the office and stuff. so in agriculture, we took the battery out of the phone, and ran into the shop and hid so the teacher said 'if you dont get back in the class im callin the cop to come down here!' but we stayed in there and he tried to call but.. obviously it didnt work. that same teacher would always play movies on tractor safety and we watched them over and over, so we took the remote, and when he tried to rewind it we would hit the fast forward button and one day he said 'its goin so fast backwards, its goin forwards!' and one kid beat the sht out of that teachers shoulder ane day and nailed him with a homemade paddle and i woulnd up nearly gettin hit in the face with a crowbar. i have a million more stories but those are a couple of the good ones.
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#26
This thread needs 10ccs of grow the **** up you immature little jackasses.
#27
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In computer class, my friends all used the Search Bar when they got bored.

But seriously, because I want to tell this story, a clown came to my Botany class last spring. Opened the door and everyone just stopped and looked at him. He went, "Oh shoot, wrong class!" and left. Nothing was accomplished for the next ten minutes.


Wonderful.

There was a kid with autism that started masturbating in the middle of spanish class with the teacher that had huge breasts and dressed like she was an 18 year old slut. She made the kids start playing heads up seven up, and by that I mean she made them put their heads down and she got him out of there before he spunked all over the place. Don't know what happened after that.
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#28
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This thread needs 10ccs of grow the **** up you immature little jackasses.


Hey! If you think we are jackasses why do you keep posting here? Dumbass....
#29
Considering how much you hate childish/dumb antics, I'm guessing you are an extremely boring person, draken.
#30
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Considering how much you hate childish/dumb antics, I'm guessing you are an extremely boring person, draken.


No i've just grown up and appreciate real humour.
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Considering how much you hate childish/dumb antics, I'm guessing you are an extremely boring person, draken.

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#32
So why the **** are you even in the pit? There is nothing other then childishness and dumbass humor here. I've not seen one trace of 'real' humor here. It's all rape and fap and **** like that, seriously **** off you ****ing troll.

Go watch Frasier or some stupid **** you dick.
#33
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No i've just grown up and appreciate real humour.


No, you've grown up to be a real douche bag!
#35
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If it's dumb or childish it's not funny.

If it can't have fun, it's uptight.
#36
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If it's dumb or childish it's not funny.

That's most people definition of funny. May I introduce you to the wonders of misanthropy?
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#37
I'm still here because i joined long before you all and i'm smarter than most of you.
#38
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I'm still here because i joined long before you all and i'm smarter than most of you.


not smart enough to leave us the **** alone!
#39
leave you alone i'm merely commenting on the topic of the thread rather than lying about things i've done or trying to impress people with acts of idiocy.
#40
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My friend answered the phone in class when our teacher was gone, and was like "*blubbering sound*"
then it rang again and he went
"ababababahahahbabhabagabab"
then the phone rang again, so we took the top part of the phone you speak into, unplugged it, and put a banana on it

our teacher didnt notice till the phone rang, then picked up the banana by accident, said hello, and realized it was a banana
lol