#1
So i just downed a whole jar of canned peaches, i almost forgot how fcking delicious they are. It's like, the moment its succulent surface touches your taste-buds, you canty help but cream your pants and moan like that dumb blonde ***** in that one porno you saw a while ago that you actually COULDNT fap too because she sounded like R2-D2 getting reemed in the ass with a balloon-animal.

In conclusion...

If you dont like canned-peaches, F**CK YOU.
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#2
I don't know what the fuck you're on about for most of that post, but yeah, they're good. I always keep a tin in the cupboard for emergencies.
#5
Pears>peaches.
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#10
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Pears>peaches.


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#14
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TS, I thank you for my daily Pit lol...


My pleasure, dear sir.
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#15
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So i just downed a whole jar of canned peaches, i almost forgot how fcking delicious they are. It's like, the moment its succulent surface touches your taste-buds, you canty help but cream your pants and moan like that dumb blonde ***** in that one porno you saw a while ago that you actually COULDNT fap too because she sounded like R2-D2 getting reemed in the ass with a balloon-animal.

In conclusion...

If you dont like canned-peaches, F**CK YOU.


am i the only one thinking he is somewhat imitating those offensive adds, like about the down syndrome, the cereal and the rocking chair?
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#16
mmmm.....canned...peaches.....*orgasm*
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#17
TS, you are not UGs threadkiller....yours is one of my fav posts of all time
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#18
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am i the only one thinking he is somewhat imitating those offensive adds, like about the down syndrome, the cereal and the rocking chair?

not enough shouting and senseless cussing
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#19
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am i the only one thinking he is somewhat imitating those offensive adds, like about the down syndrome, the cereal and the rocking chair?



Oh what the "Extreme Advertizing"?.


Nah, but in hindsight it does bear a startling resemblance
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#20
Goin' to the countryyy, gonna eat a lot of peachesss!
I sued Delta Airlines, 'cause they sold me a ticket to New Jersey, I went there, and it SUCKED.
#21
This seems totally irrelevant to anything.
But idc. You are right. Peaches are the ****.
If I had my little way, I'd eat peaches everyday.
#22
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Oh what the "Extreme Advertizing"?.


Nah, but in hindsight it does bear a startling resemblance


haha its cool i love those ^_^

and i need some damn peaches right now
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