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I don't know if this has been posted, and if it has I'll take it down.
A nine year old boy wrote book on how to talk to girls,and it is now in bookstores around the US.
has anyone here happened to have read it?

This guy read it...

Gotta enter a lot of info though...might take some time.

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ahah, i seen that. i get mad when my teacher makes me write a page. idk how he wrote a book
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This guy read it...

Gotta enter a lot of info though...might take some time.


are you saying someone has already posted a thread on it? because I searched by what I was going to title the thread and with some other wordings and found nothing. Maybe I missed an obvious wording, so just show me the thread if that is a searchbar joke.
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Kinda odd, I just signed out of Yahoo, and read the article on the home page, to find it on the UG forums.

And no, I haven't. Although it seems kinda childish, he is only 9, so good for him.

Macking on those 10 year olds...
What the ****?

That kid also wrote a children's book on ****ing Watergate!?! What the hell?

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Is his real name 'Chuck Norris II'?
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nice discovery, sir.

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He probably has more experience than 93% of the pit, so there might be some good points in there for everyone here
"pretty girls are easy to spot cause the have big earrings and fancy dresses and jewelery." Ooh nice and superficial.
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Hahahahaha awwwwwww that's so cute. Off to a good start, little chap =]
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according to that kid I'm old

This dis-validates anything he says.
grok it.


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1. exploit a woman's biological clock by being a small child when she should be having children.
2. be completely harmless.
3. sneak into their room at night and dry hump their shoes.
4. congratulations, you won dating!

now, pit, go forth and get laid!
I have no opinion on this matter.
a nine year old wrote a book on this.

sad thing is he probably talks to girls a lot better than half of the pit

edit: (probably myself included haha)
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I wonder if hes even had a girlfriend?
That's pretty awesome that such a young kid can be so insightful. I may have to find this book and read it.