Poll: how?
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View poll results: how?
normal opener
26 38%
lighter
10 14%
yardstick
2 3%
other (specify)
30 43%
Voters: 69.
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#1
Do you use a bottle opener, a lighter, a yard stick or something else?

i personally use my ring. it's a very thick ring, and is too big for my finger, so its perfect. I've gotten so good at using it it takes a slight sweeping movement for me to open bottles. and you?
#3
I've only encountered twist offs so I use my hand.
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#5
I use my anus.
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#8
I'm boring.... a bottle opener, or the edge of my shirt if it's a twist cap.

My house mate apparently knows someone who can pop lids off with their brow bone... I don't even know if that would be possible.
#10
BO (bottle opener, leads to lulz about, 'who has BO?' and everyone checks, brilliant)
or a ledge or something to anchor it on and then smack it.

Edit: im surpried theres no teeth in the poll, a lot of my mates can open with their teeth.
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#12
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I'm boring.... a bottle opener, or the edge of my shirt if it's a twist cap.

My house mate apparently knows someone who can pop lids off with their brow bone... I don't even know if that would be possible.



it is, i've seen people do that.
#13
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#15
Ordinary opener. Kudos to the anal-opener there, that's quite impressive...


How the hell (and why) do you use a lighter to open a beer?
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Ordinary opener. Kudos to the anal-opener there, that's quite impressive...


How the hell (and why) do you use a lighter to open a beer?



wtf you've never seen that?`if you're a smoker, use the levarage of the lighter to pop the top off. most of my buddies use lighters to open bottles
#19
I usually just use whatever edge is handy: a table or a wall or whatever.
#21
I put the edge of the lid on the edge of a hard table and hit the lid with palm just hard enough to pop it off.
#25
collar bone.

edit- if it's cold, a female nipple always works well. you get to feel a girl up and open a beer. 2 birds/1 stone.
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#26
But by that logic, you could pretty much list any random item to open a bottle. A kitten, for example.
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#29
Hm...maybe we just are lucky enough to have twistoffs here in Canada...that's how I do it.

Used a counter to open one once when drunk. And I didn't break it either, which is pretty sweet.
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#30
i stick with twist top bottles so i just use my the sleeve of my shirt...
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#32
I have an opener attached to my chain wallet that I got from the Heineken museum in Amsterdam. It's an essential accessory for college.
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#35
There's never any bottle openers around, but there are always more lighters than beers...

I try to go for a twist off or Jag/JD whenever possible to avoid the grim enemy that is...The Pressed Bottlecap...

On a related note, I used to collect bottlecaps
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I used my teeth once.

I saw my friend Kevin shatter a tooth doing that, I will never even attempt to open a bottle like that...
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#36
I got my woman to open it while she was fetching it.


But now im alone I just use my anti-fap hand on the twist off
#37
In the summer..my sandals. They have a bottle opener on the bottom..very convientent, unless you step in crap
#38
i have a lighter with a bottle opener on the end. I also enjoy the table method.
#39
My forearm....stick bottle against the bottom of my forearm...flex my arm and twist the bottle
#40
Door, either the latch on the door or the top. Using the top of the door results in scratches though.
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