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#1
There is a girl at work, who seriously pisses me off. She has called me stupid in front of customers, acts like shes the boss even though shes only above me because she can slice meat and close the store, she threatens my job all the time saying shell get me fired, ect, ect.

Now i call upon the genius of the pit to come up with a revenge plot.
Rules:
1.Its a sub shop.
2.I cannot lose my job (or id have quit when she called me stupid) jobs are non-existant elsewhere.
3.If it involves food it cannot affect customers.
4.It cannot point to me directly.
5.Theres always someone else working too, but they cannot be involved.

Go
#4
call her a b*tch while pointing at her then run off like a little girl.
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#5
Eat her out???!!!

Haha.Seriously,report her???
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#6
i think a curb stomp is in order
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#7
Have some friends come by and find her car in the parking lot..............

seriously just tell the real boss!
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#8
um....suck it up, i had to deal with people like that all the time, its part of having a job, youll get used to it
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#11
Quote by -ChairVox-
There is a girl at work, who seriously pisses me off. She has called me stupid in front of customers, acts like shes the boss even though shes only above me because she can slice meat and close the store, she threatens my job all the time saying shell get me fired, ect, ect.

Now i call upon the genius of the pit to come up with a revenge plot.
Rules:
1.Its a sub shop.
2.I cannot lose my job (or id have quit when she called me stupid) jobs are non-existant elsewhere.
3.If it involves food it cannot affect customers.
4.It cannot point to me directly.
5.Theres always someone else working too, but they cannot be involved.

Go


Or maybe grow the fuck up and deal with her like you've got balls.
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#12
"Accidentally" slit her throat while making a sandwich for a customer. If you tell them it was an accident and you are really convincing, you'll get away with it.
#13
When she goes for a lunch break, wait for her to make her sandwitch, then tell her there are some kids out front causing trouble or something but you have an important phone call or something. While she's gone, put pubic hair (or anything else gross tasting) in her sandwitch. DENY EVERYTHING.

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#14
Quote by geeve420
Have some friends come by and find her car in the parking lot..............

seriously just tell the real boss!


Well thats actually a good idea, but shes buddy buddy with the boss. like his daughters best friend or something.

The car thing is doable and actually good
#18
WE ARE NOT YOUR PERSONAL ARMY


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your really just asking us to tell you to rape her arent you?
#20
Quote by Fuzzbox91
um....suck it up, i had to deal with people like that all the time, its part of having a job, youll get used to it


True, but personal attacks are not cool or appropriate for a co-worker
#21
i believe a firm spanking is in order
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#22
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Is this sub shop a Quizno's or a Subway?

good question
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#25
I'd call her Mother, And explain how she has been acting at work.

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#26
Find where she lives and just **** in her mailbox. Or drop a deuce on her lawn.
Feed your mind.
#27
just stick some meat in one of her binders or something, or leave something out to go rotten, and she'll get shit for not being clean

or pull an upper decker at the end of one of your shifts and see what happens.
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#28
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i think a curb stomp is in order


I was just watching American History X an hour ago...
I would be careful what you do TS, she does slice meat like you said
I say you suck it up and start bitching at her for everything she does wrong, whether shes a step above you or not.
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#29
Seduce her. Get her to say something dirty to you. Record it. SEXUAL HARRASMENT
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#32
When I was 16 my friends and I were driving around town late at night and noticed the car of this girl I hated in an empty parking lot, so we pulled in and I peed on her door handle.


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work better, be more efficient, more courteous, basically show her up, especially in front of managers.



Or you could act like an adult instead of a dumb**** kid and do this ^
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#33
Quote by MetalMegaMan
you can't slice meat?



My wife looked at me like I was crazy. I don't know why that was funny
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A few years a ago, I played with it alot and got my time down to 42 secs. Right now, I'm probably around a 55 sec average.
#34
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I'd call her Mother, And explain how she has been acting at work.


This.
#36
When she's slicing meat, accidentally bump her arm into the slicer. Nothing sucks more than a chunk of your finger into a meat slicer.

I work in a deli, I've seen some pretty deep cuts from them... =[
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#37
brutally rape and murder her entire family while forcing her to watch (i suggest slicing off her eyelids with a razor and tying her down) that'll teach her to fuck with you
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#38
Quote by MetalMegaMan
you can't slice meat?


I'm sure i can figure it out but i just turned 18 and earned the privledge, but im not about it try and get her to explain the thickness adjustment to me.

As for the name its niether, but it shall remain nameless, just know its not a big name
#39
Quote by -ChairVox-
I'm sure i can figure it out but i just turned 18 and earned the privledge, but im not about it try and get her to explain the thickness adjustment to me.

As for the name its niether, but it shall remain nameless, just know its not a big name



Is it Blimpie's?
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