#1
it said that today at work i'd get a tempting offer from someone who I appreciate, resulting in a short but sensual experience...

now I ask

how do I find a job within the next couple of hours!
#2
sell your ass on the street..
If You See Me Posting In The Pit HIT ME.
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#4
Quote by Nexium
sell your ass on the street..


Which will of course result in a short sensual experience.

/thread

EDIT: Oh, and Nexium, you're posting in the Pit. Bend over, and prepare for a chaffing.

DON'T MAKE ME DESTROY YOU!


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#5
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Lemonade stand.

Do it.



I think that's illigal for people over the age of 18

the selling my ass on the street doesn't seem like a fun thing either, my anus is a one way passage only
#6
Quote by numinis
I think that's illigal for people over the age of 18

the selling my ass on the street doesn't seem like a fun thing either, my anus is a one way passage only


How do you poop then?
#9
Quote by numinis
it said that today at work i'd get a tempting offer from someone who I appreciate, resulting in a short but sensual experience...

now I ask

how do I find a job within the next couple of hours!


Would you like to come over to my place?


Oh, that was tacky.
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#10
Quote by Abunai X
Would you like to come over to my place?


Oh, that was tacky.


I'll come over if he doesn't

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#11
Quote by Necrophagist777
I'll come over if he doesn't


go ahead, doesn't seem like i'll make it to australia today anywayz