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Hey everyone,

I'm at school right now and I've been given the assignment to design a house. Since I've been drawing for several architects for the past 2 years the drawing part isn't my problem. I am however not that good an architect to come up with something myself so I thought let's get the pitmonkeys to do something usefull for once.

So Pit, anyone who wants to help out a bit. Hands out of your pants and start giving some suggestions

I do have a few things to start, it has to be a house for 1 family to live in so no appartment buildings or stuff like that. It's seperated from the other houses. So how many square meters is it gonna be and how many floors? what rooms and how much of em is it gonna have and what materials would you like.

I'll post the drawings on here of course once it's finished, so let me see what you got
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The place needs a studio...
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something from garrys mod ?
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well if I make that I'm gonna get a 2/10 so I don't think that's gonna work
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You will probably want something in the vicinity of 70-90 square meters over 2 floors. Enough bedrooms to house the family, a bathroom, kitchen, living room. Optionally a boiler room and dining room.
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I'd like to live in this. ^

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You will probably want something in the vicinity of 70-90 square meters over 2 floors. Enough bedrooms to house the family, a bathroom, kitchen, living room. Optionally a boiler room and dining room.


as in both floors 70-90 m²? cause 90m² divided between 2 floors is kinda small, especially for a seperated house.
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allright then, so we got 70/90m² a floor.

next decision, how many floors and what dimensions will the house have?
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#13
It needs to be 3 stories and look like a scale KFC funeral bucket.
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Recreate HH Holmes house?

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I'll take that as 3 stories and round shapes in it, any suggestions you got post em I'm starting drawing.

edit: eeehw^, plus I don't think they'll recognise it and I don't have dimensions of it.
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#16
Give it a funny shape. Like a sandwich or a ballsack or a train.

EDIT: Give it 14 rooms.
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a what?
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I imagine a place with hugeass fridges everywhere, filled with frozen pizza and beer. There would be lifts between the floors to minimize the movement. Maybe we should s(h)it in RC wheelcairs everyday.

There would be a few floors, all of them would have a genree, like third floor is blues, sixth is metal etc. There would be the appropiate equipment on every floors for the genrees. Also blues floor would look like a bar or pub, metal floor would be metulz etc. I would make a floor filled with other instruments too. The walls of the house would be noise proof.

In a larger scale i would make a few other condo designed by my bandmates.

(However a single room with soundproofing and a beer pump would be enough for the drummer. )
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mhmhm mhm... i got a pretty good idea of what you are looking for
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I'll take that as 3 stories and round shapes in it, any suggestions you got post em I'm starting drawing.

edit: eeehw^, plus I don't think they'll recognise it and I don't have dimensions of it.


Okay. just make a rather large house, but with similar features to the Murder Castle.

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Okay. just make a rather large house, but with similar features to the Murder Castle.


As in a kill resident feat? I'll leave that to the interior designer

I'm gonna make it bigger than 90m² a floor though, it's very small for a seperated house otherwise. I think 120 a floor will do
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As in a kill resident feat? I'll leave that to the interior designer

I'm gonna make it bigger than 90m² a floor though, it's very small for a seperated house otherwise. I think 120 a floor will do


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Dammit. You're no fun



I know I know, I'm getting old.

anyways, how big will we make the kitchen?
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anyways, how big will we make the kitchen?


That depends... How many bodies does it have to deal with at any one time?

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That depends... How many bodies does it have to deal with at any one time?


1 family house, so that'd be about 5.
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1 family house, so that'd be about 5.



Hmm, you're going to need a rather large furnace to deal with all that, I image it would get rather messy.

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Hmm, you're going to need a rather large furnace to deal with all that, I image it would get rather messy.


1 person at a time no rush, so how big is the kitchen?
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1 person at a time no rush, so how big is the kitchen?


I have no idea about anything to do with architecture, or measurements. SO i'm gonna take a swing in the dark & say... 37 Square Metres

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I have no idea about anything to do with architecture, or measurements. SO i'm gonna take a swing in the dark & say... 37 Square Metres


I'll take that as a 6*6 meters.
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I drew the basement or kitchen



post it?

edit: oh damn pic was just late, friggin internet here. layout? that things ****ing creepy btw
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I drew the basement or kitchen




NO NO NO!!! That is all wrong!


...you forgot the hatch in the roof that takes the bodies down to the basement.


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somewhere in the vicinity of 3x5 to 5x5? Perhaps slightly larger


seems good enough, we got 2 bedrooms of 3x5 and 1 master bedroom of 4x5. we got little room left for a bathroom, what measurements anyone?
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#40
giant penis shaped house ftw
and if anyone asks, its just a giant mushroom.

or a lol wut pear house
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