Poll: What would you do to it?
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View poll results: What would you do to it?
Kill it with fire!
66 33%
Use it to meet the girl that lost it.
104 52%
Stab it.
12 6%
Other (Please specify).
19 9%
Voters: 201.
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#1
While at an Italian festival at my college just now, I found an interesting creature on the ground. It's a stuffed skelanimal, and I don't know what to do with it. So, the pit gets to decide it's fate.

Here's what it looks like.

Choose now!
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#3
Are you sure a girl dropped it?
Sunn O))):
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#4
Quote by Simsimius
Are you sure a girl dropped it?


I'm not sure, but I figure no guy around where I live would be in possession of an emo bear, so I think so.
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#5
meet girl
duh
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....


haha

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#8
fire.

you probably don't want to meet the girl that carries something like that around with her.
#9
Quote by Old Lady
Use it to pull one of those weird goth girls.


Weird or Hot?
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#12
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Bit of both.


Nice combination
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#13
Quote by freedoms_stain
Are you a paedo?

Cus the girl who owns it is probs 12.


I don't think 12 year olds go to college (It's where I found the bear).
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#14
Quote by black007hawk2
I don't think 12 year olds go to college (It's where I found the bear).

Damn... I guess you'll have to kill it with fire then
Some people wait a lifetime, some simply accept...

...Some of us crash land, some of us eject...

...Some restore the blood flow, some just let it go and bleed...

...Some of us obsess, some move on to something new
#16
Blow it the fuk up!
If you laugh at this I get to have sex with you.
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#18
Well, I voted 'Meet the girl', just meet though, cause if she's fugly, put it on her head then screw anyways.
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#19
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Well, I voted 'Meet the girl', just meet though, cause if she's fugly, put it on her head then rape.


Fixed.

This is the pit Y'know.
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#20
Quote by Simsimius
Fixed.

This is the pit Y'know.


Fine Fix my friend.

I think you should actually depending on her looks, this is how it should go.
meet her. If shes hot. Give it back to her. Have some fun. If shes ugly. Burn it in front of her =)
Life Sucks. Get over it.
#21
Ah sorry, another edit shall be done too then.

Well, I voted 'Meet the girl', just meet though, cause if she's fugly, put it on her head then rape then cum blood whilst barrel-rolling shouting lol-wut!

:P:
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Is there any black people on UG?
I don't think a lot of black people play guitar anymore.

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they all kinda went extinct after hendrix really.


Needless to say, I lol'ed.

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#22
i've known the kinds of girls that own that crap. they aren't the hot goth chicks. they're the stupid annoying girls that read all that anime bull**** and spend a bunch of money at hot topic for dumb stuffed skull things and black makeup that expresses how "dark" they are. really, almost everyone i've met like that i've wanted to punch in the face. i'm pretty sure burning that thing is the best way to go.
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#23
Quote by daytripper75
fire.

you probably don't want to meet the girl that carries something like that around with her.

#26
anyone suggested strapping two big ass fireworks to it and using it as a suicide or rocket bear? If you cant get fireworks theres a less explosive method using water displacement and some hydrogen. (i'd go for fireworks myself)

tell me how it goes
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#27
Quote by black007hawk2
I'm not sure, but I figure no guy around where I live would be in possession of an emo bear, so I think so.

there's a gay guy that has an XS jacket with that same creature on it.
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#30
Threesome.
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#32
Well after all the replies, I tried to track down the girl, but to no avail. So, I guess there is only one option left: Kill it with fire! Pics coming soon after I do so, hopefully.
Airship is liek teh best giitar playr evr!!111!1!

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Don't use distortion pedals. Just bury your guitar for three weeks, and then dig it up, that should do the job.


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metaldud damn it I said ignore the penis!
#33
I bet a fat girl owned it. Do you like fat girls?
Peepee on yo tittays
#35
So... Like... What's the plan batman?
Wait until some chick puts up posters saying she lost her skellanimal?
I don't see it happening myself, so I chose stab it.
#37
Quote by Thepoison92
So... Like... What's the plan batman?
Wait until some chick puts up posters saying she lost her skellanimal?
I don't see it happening myself, so I chose stab it.


I'm gonna go girl fishing. I was thinking about attaching it to the back of my backpack, and see who bites.
Airship is liek teh best giitar playr evr!!111!1!

Quote by solidgay
Don't use distortion pedals. Just bury your guitar for three weeks, and then dig it up, that should do the job.


^Best Reply Ever!

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metaldud damn it I said ignore the penis!
#38
Quote by black007hawk2
I'm gonna go girl fishing. I was thinking about attaching it to the back of my backpack, and see who bites.

You're gonna get a lot of bites... Enjoy... Ass *jealous*
#40
Quote by Thepoison92
You're gonna get a lot of bites... Enjoy... Ass *jealous*



Well, an opportunity like this doesn't show itself often. I've been unlucky with the laidies so far. Maybe that will change soon.
Airship is liek teh best giitar playr evr!!111!1!

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Don't use distortion pedals. Just bury your guitar for three weeks, and then dig it up, that should do the job.


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metaldud damn it I said ignore the penis!
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