#1
So last night i crashed my car. I rear ended some bitch in front of me and now my hood is bent to hell and my frame is pushed in.



also i have to pay a ticket of 136$

which sux.


So anybody else want to share their car wrecking stories?
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#3
um...

i saw a car on its roof after going too fast on a very snowy road...

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#7
A dumbass rear ended my Silverado... he was driving a Honda. Guess who won?

A small piece of plastic chipped off of my trailer light plug in and he totaled his car.

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#9
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why is she a "bitch" because you rear-ended her?

(oh good Lord, no pun intended)



cause she stopped for no reason...and she knows it but if since i hit her i'm at fault
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cause she stopped for no reason...and she knows it but if since i hit her i'm at fault


It is your fault.
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Was in my mates Volvo puling onto a dual carriageway when the Jaguar in front emergency stopped in front of us.
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#12
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cause she stopped for no reason...and she knows it but if since i hit her i'm at fault


if you have witness proof of her stopping for no reason (and also going certain speeds, in a certain traffic amount) she can be gotten for insurance fraud.
#13
what?! only 136?

that is such BS, when i ran a red light my ticket was $366, and another $57 for traffic school so my insurance didn't go up. $423
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#14
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cause she stopped for no reason...and she knows it but if since i hit her i'm at fault

Only reason you rear ended her is because you didn't keep your distance or you weren't paying attention. Unless someone hit you from behind.
#15
That sounds pretty dumb, but you're missing the positives here. At least no one was hurt. Also, $136 sucks, but it isn't that much in the scheme of things. Your car could have been completely totaled, or hers could have and she could have gone after you with lawsuits and all that other crap.
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cause she stopped for no reason..


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" Did You know, in Tibet, if they want something, do you know what they do? They give something away."

"Do they ? That must be why they're such a dominant global power."
#17
Crashed my bike a few months back, wasn't wearing gloves so my hands were really messed up, still have a weird scar on my left hand, glasses gave me a black eye, only had to play £15 for new indicators though
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I said that didn't i?
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Crashed my bike a few months back, wasn't wearing gloves so my hands were really messed up, still have a weird scar on my left hand, glasses gave me a black eye, only had to play £15 for new indicators though


At least you survived
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#20
you probably deserved it. just tossing that out there.

ha, i seem like a mega-douche. oh well.
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#21
I fell off my scooter (not electric, actual fold up, push along scooter) into a car.

That counts right?
#22
Three years ago, my sixteen year-old dumb ass decided to take a tight curve on a gravel road at 40 mph with my little brother in the car.

I wound up in a ditch that had a slope of about 65 degrees to try and get out of. The car started to tip, hit me in the side of the head, and gave me a concussion. I was able to drive it out, and all I had to replace was a popped tire.

I'm damn lucky I didn't roll the car, because if it had rolled I would have seen my brother die. That's something you don't think about until it happens.

But I can guarantee one thing. I haven't driven stupid since.
#23
Some bast@rd last night just totally smashed into the back of my car last night, when i braked to stop a squirrel getting run over. If i find him, I'm gonna feed his hand through a mincer.
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what?! only 136?

that is such BS, when i ran a red light my ticket was $366, and another $57 for traffic school so my insurance didn't go up. $423


I rear-ended somebody when I was running a red light, and I got a $120 ticket, totaled my car (which the insurance didn't fix...damn liability), my insurance sky-rocketed because the lady was 'hurt', went to court, she wanted 75K, only got 20K from my insurance. My insurance dropped me and I had to buy a new car...only to find out that this wasn't the first time shes been in an accident so all of her injuries were pre-existing. Needless to say it was my fault, but I can't help but feel like I still got shafted a little bit.
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Some bast@rd last night just totally smashed into the back of my car last night, when i braked to stop a squirrel getting run over. If i find him, I'm gonna feed his hand through a mincer.

You shouldn't emergency stop for animals.
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#27
I was in a car crash when i was ten.

I sustained bad whiplash and ongoing neck problems to this day.

I received compensation from the fat heffalump in the other car.

I bought my first real amp with it.

For each time after that, i have swapped amps with the previous to a better one as my ears became more attuned .

Moral=Car crashes, silver linings and all that.
#28
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So last night i crashed my car. I rear ended some bitch in front of me and now my hood is bent to hell and my frame is pushed in.



also i have to pay a ticket of 136$

which sux.


So anybody else want to share their car wrecking stories?

Pics, please.
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#29
You could be dead right now and you're calling someone a bitch when you rear ended them?

sorrry...nvm

You should of rolled it, it would have been a better story to tell.
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