ok so i was sitting in my bed reading my book called "Spin" when all of a sudden i was beamed up into an alien ship. they injected some kind of alien space drugs into me and i went into a deep sleep. i think they microchipped me. Has this ever happned to anyone else im kinda worried
Just grab a magnet and and 'scan' your entire body for chips.
Tell me they probed you
pfft, been there done that. they didn't beam me up tho, I went to visit them on their homeplanet (in a galaxy far away)
You know aliens always abduct everyone you tell you've been abducted right?