#1
whats the funnies thing you've convinced anybody on xbox live or (whatevr the hell you toobs have on plastishon free)
Mine is:

I convinced various guys i was: Korean, Deaf, Jamaican, MLG (on halo 3,) A pro russian Ballet star, an answering machine, south: American and African, A member of Slayer, a Communist and one idiots Gandma.

All of them beleived me until the idiot asked me what my name was and then he booted me


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#2
This just gives further proof that the main bulk x-box users are retarded.
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#4
Quote by Kensai
This just gives further proof that the main bulk x-box users are retarded.


im not retarded! i swear
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#5
Quote by Kensai
This just gives further proof that the main bulk x-box users are retarded.

Oh, you. *gay hand gesture*
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#7
That supplied me with copious amounts of laughter, kosmic. I applaud thee.
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#9
Quote by Kensai
This just gives further proof that the main bulk x-box users are retarded.


nahh, just lots of them.
I for one am not, but apparently TS is

on topic:
This isent exactly on topic but one time, i played against a guy named FroBalls. that was quite funny
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#10
I convinced someone that I was going to:

Come to his house, and unroll all the toilet paper
Come to his house, and open all the windows
Come to his house, and butter his bread
Come to his house, and crank up the thermostat
#11
ps3 ftw!
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#12
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ps3 ftw!


Let's not get started on that.
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#14
Dude your spelling of playstation is awesome! (in a good way)
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#15
Quote by Kensai
This just gives further proof that the main bulk x-box users are retarded.


Egh, tell me about it. This is why I barely ever turn my mic on anymore. The last funny thing that happened to me on Live was when I started having a discussion with guys on what the new Rainbow 6 game should be called. We decided on - "Rainbow Six: Kart - This time the terrorist bastards have taken over the go-karting industry!"

You kinda had to be there...
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#16
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whats the funnies thing you've convinced anybody on xbox live or (whatevr the hell you toobs have on plastishon free)
Mine is:

I convinced various guys i was: Korean, Deaf, Jamaican, MLG (on halo 3,) A pro russian Ballet star, an answering machine, south: American and African, A member of Slayer, a Communist and one idiots Gandma.

All of them beleived me until the idiot asked me what my name was and then he booted me



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#17
This may be a bit off topic but I heard this american guy saying "I'm the best guy in the universe!!11Maybe in america as well!!!! I was like xd.

Also, its quite annoying how all americans can say to english people is, "go and drink your tee you british fag!" Then they proceed to call me a douchebag, I say, whats a douchebag" then they sound puzzled and go back to saying go and drink your tea british fag".

lol.

EDIT: This is over xbox live.
Last edited by NKF176 at Dec 3, 2008,
#18
Quote by NKF176
This may be a bit off topic but I heard this american guy saying "I'm the best guy in the universe!!11Maybe in america as well!!!! I was like xd.

Also, its quite annoying how all americans can say to english people is, "go and drink your tee you british fag!" Then they proceed to call me a douchebag, I say, whats a douchebag" then they sound puzzled and go back to saying go and drink your tea british fag".

lol.


GTFO and drink your tea, douchebag.
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#20
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GTFO and drink your tea, douchebag.


STFU and eat your hamburgers, colostomybag.
#22
Quote by NKF176
Whats a douchebag?


A bag full of douches! HA HA! Weren't expecting that were you?! Now go drink some tea!
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#23
Quote by SoWrongItsMatt
A bag full of douches! HA HA! Weren't expecting that were you?! Now go drink some tea!


Your country sucks, you got a ****** for president. and the little **** before that ****ed up the worlds economy. Go **** off with your ****ty screw up country.
#25
Quote by NKF176
Your country sucks, you got a ****** for president. and the little **** before that ****ed up the worlds economy. Go **** off with your ****ty screw up country.


:O he didn't ..... he did :O .... oh sh*t :O . What, pray tell is wrong with the black president ?

*hides*
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#26
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:O he didn't ..... he did :O .... oh sh*t :O . What, pray tell is wrong with the black president ?

*hides*

The fact that he's a niggaa!!!!!!
When you have those presidential debates, gang wars will ensue also.
#27
Quote by NKF176
Your country sucks, you got a ****** for president. and the little **** before that ****ed up the worlds economy. Go **** off with your ****ty screw up country.



OK...So you took this a little bit too far. I don't think you have the right to judge my country. Ten years old with a chip on your shoulder...

The fact that he's a niggaa!!!!!!
When you have those presidential debates, gang wars will ensue also.


Racism FTL.
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#28
Quote by SoWrongItsMatt
OK...So you took this a little bit too far. I don't think you have the right to judge my country. Ten years old with a chip on your shoulder...

I did think I went to far also..


sorry.




THAT YOUR COUNTRY'S A SCREW UP!!!


Ok, sorry.
#29
Quote by NKF176
Your country sucks, you got a ****** for president. and the little **** before that ****ed up the worlds economy. Go **** off with your ****ty screw up country.

Douche bag, noun, an apparatus used to rinse/clean out a chicks cooter. Often misconceived as an effective means of birth control when used immediately after sex, resulting in retards such as yourself to come into existence.

If we're going to screw over our economy we might as well drag everyone else down with us
#30
Quote by NKF176
The fact that he's a niggaa!!!!!!
When you have those presidential debates, gang wars will ensue also.


You're so stupid it's amazing you know how to breathe.
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#31
Quote by ThinLizzyFan
im not retarded! i swear


Hahaha
This made me lol.
I might have sigged that if you'd used punctuation. I am very particular about my sigs.
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

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#32
This thread has died.....

I've convinced someone I was a dog, a guy on death row, a telephone operator, and bill gates.

What's even funnier is that he asked me to email him proving I talked to bill gates (which I can forge emails XP) and 20 later he came back going "Oh ****! IT REALLY IS YOU!"

Good times...

But just to say it...

PS3 FTW! Go Socom!
#35
Quote by NKF176
The fact that he's a niggaa!!!!!!
When you have those presidential debates, gang wars will ensue also.


I've only seen you 4 times in the Pit and every time your thread was closed or everyone started hating on you.
You should chill....
#37
I was convinced that:

-I was Austrailian (I am not)
-I should join the KKK

When that guy told everyone on his friends list to come to his KKK meeting, I deleted him off my friend list.
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#38
*reported* for spamfest.
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