#1
So today I get home from school and go on my downstairs computer since this one I'm on was password protected. I just check my Facebook then go to play guitar. About 5 mins later, I hear my mom swearing at me. I turn off the volume on my guitar to hear what she is screaming at me about, its because the computer is frozen. Now shes threating to call the cops on me just because of this and wants me out of the house.

#2
Well swearing to me won't help, son.

Did she think you made it freeze up with your magical freezing powers?
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#7
she might not call the cops if you keep putting your pc in your fridge nut !


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Last edited by noxiosimitator at Dec 3, 2008,
#9
shes probably had a bad day
go give her a hug
everyones has there bat**** crazy moments now and then
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#12
is your mother retarded? shes gonna call the cops on you because the computer froze and you were the last one to use it. thats pretty much beyond depressing
#14
Ok, here's what really happen.

1) She asked you how the computer froze
2) You told her you didn't know
3) She asked you to sort it out cos she didn't know
4) You argued
5) She shouted 'Why can't you do just ONE THING for me?!'
6) You got pissed off said some **** you regret
7) You vicously argued with her
8) She got annoyed and told you to leave the house and cool down

9) You cut out most of the story and posted on UG for attention.
#16
my mom is kinda like that. shes really mean, but... yours seems like a total wackjob

lol your mom sucks =p
#17
She's just looking for an excuse to kick you out.
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#18
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I like this one, it's nice to have some sanity in the pit once in a while


" Did You know, in Tibet, if they want something, do you know what they do? They give something away."

"Do they ? That must be why they're such a dominant global power."
#19
Restart it. What is she, 70?


And like... A turtle or something?


Seriously.. What's less introduced to technology than a turtle?
#20
Yeah if I touch my dads computer and it breaks in the next three days its always my fault.
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#21
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Restart it. What is she, 70?


And like... A turtle or something?


Seriously.. What's less introduced to technology than a turtle?


Thats what I tried telling her. But then she just kept screaming at me how it was working fine until I used it and s*** like that. The computer is on its last leg so of course its not going to be working its best.
#22
That sucks man. Tell her to call the cops. they're just gonna tell her she's an idiot.
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Well swearing to me won't help, son.

Did she think you made it freeze up with your magical freezing powers?


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#27
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#28
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Yeah if I touch my dads computer and it breaks in the next three days its always my fault.

*sigh*

I know how you feel. The other day I got back from staying round a freinds for a week. I bring another couple of freinds back with me for the night. We stay in my room all night , my mum fixes us 3 a pizza, they fell asleep up there. The next morning, I come downstairs, sit on the computer and wait for my freinds to get up. Not long after they're up they go home. Not long after that my step dad goes to get some stuff for lunch from the cuboard, nest thing I know is "DAN! WHAT THE BLOODY FUCK DID YOU DO? YOU SMASHED THE VINIGER ALL OVER THE FLOOR!!!!" "How? I havn't been in there for over week?" WELL SOMEONE HAS, IT WASN'T ME AND IT WASN'T YOUR MOTHER, IT MUST BE YOU OR YOUR FREINDS!!!!" "Me and my freinds havn't been in there since we got here, you probably did it this morning making breakfast" " WELL YOU MUST'VE DONE IT BECAUSE IT WAS FINE THIS MORNING!!"


*sigh*....
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#32
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Ok, here's what really happen.

1) She asked you how the computer froze
2) You told her you didn't know
3) She asked you to sort it out cos she didn't know
4) You argued
5) She shouted 'Why can't you do just ONE THING for me?!'
6) You got pissed off said some **** you regret
7) You vicously argued with her
8) She got annoyed and told you to leave the house and cool down

9) You cut out most of the story and posted on UG for attention.


Thats usually how these things tend to go down. Kids these days. I blame this on computers and guitars.
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#34
lol let her ring the police, it will probally end up on one of those ****y tv programmes, "worlds dumbest mums" or somthing.
seriously tho, just say sorry and get back to playing guitar, she will probally realise it wasnt your fault.
#37
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Ok, here's what really happen.

1) She asked you how the computer froze
2) You told her you didn't know
3) She asked you to sort it out cos she didn't know
4) You argued
5) She shouted 'Why can't you do just ONE THING for me?!'
6) You got pissed off said some **** you regret
7) You vicously argued with her
8) She got annoyed and told you to leave the house and cool down

9) You cut out most of the story and posted on UG for attention.

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#38
Eh, you're not in the wrong - don't worry about that.
Just scan the PC.
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#39
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Ok, here's what really happen.

1) She asked you how the computer froze
2) You told her you didn't know
3) She asked you to sort it out cos she didn't know
4) You argued
5) She shouted 'Why can't you do just ONE THING for me?!'
6) You got pissed off said some **** you regret
7) You vicously argued with her
8) She got annoyed and told you to leave the house and cool down

9) You cut out most of the story and posted on UG for attention.


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#40
That sucks man. Tell her to call the cops. they're just gonna tell her she's an idiot.

this


Restart it. What is she, 70?

this

Someone is on her period.......

and this. be wary for the next 3-5 days dude.
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