#1
Job interview thread.

So, in an hours time I'm having an interview with my (hopefully) future employers, and I need tips, advice, answers blah blah. It's a newsagents in a busy shopping village, and there have been quite a few applicants so I really need to stand out.

What did you do in your interviews that clinched the job? Thanks.

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#3
If they ask you what animal you would like to be, say an owl or a lion.

I dunno why...It was supposedly a popular question in the 80's. I guess owls and lions signify desirable qualities in a worker.
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#5
Right, so, I can give a blow job to an owl, just don't fart.

Gotcha.

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#6
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Right, so, I can give a blow job to an owl, just don't fart.

Gotcha.

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#7
well just the usual

dress decent but not to nice, like a nice shirt and jeans or what not.

dont ask about pay until about the end

seem enthusiastic
#8
I love your Richard of Astley poem.
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#12
Just walk in and laugh at his hair, then hit on his photos of his family.

Oh yeah, employer's also love pedophiles.
#13
I have a feeling this thread was a silly idea. Cheers to all the Sirius replies though ^^

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Is like a truck
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