#1
Ugh...due tomorrow , don't have any idea what to write about.

Anyone have any ideas?
#3
Write a story about a young hero who shreds his way to a castle where he defeats the dragon and rescues the princess... but before they fuck, you reveal that it was all just a wheelchair bound kid's daydream. Teacher's eat that **** up.
#4
Boy meets girl... Boy falls in love with girl... Boy and girl get married...

THE END!!!!!
flintazra wrote:

I think the next person to shoot up a school should list Jonas brothers and Hannah Montana as his favorite "musicians."
#5
Re-write Cartman's Christmas story from south park. I'm sure your teacher would love that.
#6
Quote by dubes216
Boy meets girl... Boy falls in love with girl... Boy and girl get married...

THE END!!!!!


Inspiring...
#7
Thank you!!!
flintazra wrote:

I think the next person to shoot up a school should list Jonas brothers and Hannah Montana as his favorite "musicians."
#8
Quote by dubes216
Boy meets girl... Boy falls in love with girl... Boy and girl get married...

THE END!!!!!


Not the end. Boy goes into army... Sees things you wouldn't believe... Boy comes home an alcoholic and heroin addict... Boy finds out his wife cheated on him... Cops investigate a murder suicide.
#10
Quote by rockon1824
You are Tom Sawyer and you have no stories to tell? I find that hard to believe.

He's today's tom sawyer, he just gets high on you... He doesn't tell stories anymore
#11
Quote by Tom-sawyer
Ugh...due tomorrow , don't have any idea what to write about.

Anyone have any ideas?

*looks at username*

The irony is delicious.
Daron. The Pit loves you.
daron aka kosmic is now a pit legend
Best post on the pit. Good for you.
thats pretty epic.
So you're like a slower paced Forrest Gump...
Yup...
#12
how about a story that involves a magical princess and a unicorn!!! Those are always exciting to read........... not that i've read any................. lately. *looks nervously around the room*
#14
Be sure to add a 'Fresh Prince' roll at the end of the story.
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#15
write about a girl who falls in love with a transsexual vampire
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#16
Quote by muel333
how about a story that involves a magical princess and a unicorn!!! Those are always exciting to read........... not that i've read any................. lately. *looks nervously around the room*


This, except the princess is a nymphomaniac and the unicorn has a penis on it's head rather than a horn.
#17
"Once upon a time some kid dicked around on his homework, got down to the wire, and asked the pit for aid.

With all the 'Faps' and 'I cum bloods' and mudkips, it seemed the story would never be made.

Then it hit him, like a bolt from the sky, and made him sit up with a jerk,

'You know, maybe I should just do my own damn homework!'"

*small bow*
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#18
Quote by Garou1911
"Once upon a time some kid dicked around on his homework, got down to the wire, and asked the pit for aid.

With all the 'Faps' and 'I cum bloods' and mudkips, it seemed the story would never be made.

Then it hit him, like a bolt from the sky, and made him sit up with a jerk,

'You know, maybe I should just do my own damn homework!'"

*small bow*

Feel free to add me on STEAM: thesystemhasfailed
XBL tag: cbiggs18
#19
End it with, "Read the first word of each paragraph" then have it spell out, "You Just Lost The Game."
grok it.

SKREAM!

Listen to jazz, it's good for you...
#20
Quote by wizards?
He's today's tom sawyer, he just gets high on you... He doesn't tell stories anymore

ha
i lol'd

anyway, write about a russian soldier during the battle of stalingrad. go through his thoughts perspective. he then kills himself.

wait nevermind, i'll use that for my next writing assignment. jk

EDIT: you know what? Sigged
Quote by wizards?
He's today's tom sawyer, he just gets high on you... He doesn't tell stories anymore


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#22
Quote by dubes216
Boy meets girl... Boy falls in love with girl... Boy and girl get married...
GAME OVER!!!!!


Fixed.

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#23
Write about a guy that has to write a short story but can't think of anything.

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#24
write a story about this guy named below zero who shreds a cheap guitar in his room and gets sponsored by teh l33t h4ck5 and becomes a world wide sensation...

wait thats plagirism. thats straight from.

LEET HACKS, the belowzero story.
"You know it's funny when it rains it pours
...They got money for wars, but can't feed the poor"


Techno artist and rap producer in training

#25
Quote by Garou1911
"Once upon a time some kid dicked around on his homework, got down to the wire, and asked the pit for aid.

With all the 'Faps' and 'I cum bloods' and mudkips, it seemed the story would never be made.

Then it hit him, like a bolt from the sky, and made him sit up with a jerk,

'You know, maybe I should just do my own damn homework!'"

*small bow*



You sir, are a genius.
Quote by guitarlover57
So what is this "pear", iv heard so much about? people on here keep talking about it and i have no idea what theyre saying,help me with this please!!
#26
Quote by metaldud536
*Pretends to be Carmel_I*
"Write about something that doesn't require the Pits Help"
*Closes thread*


Oh yeah...


owned.
#27
Quote by dubes216
Boy meets girl... Boy falls in love with girl... Boy and girl get married...

THE END!!!!!


boy loses girl...girl forgets boy..... girl remembers boy..... boy dies in a tragic blimp accident.
#28
How bout a love story about 2 girls and one cup?
...That's original and new right??Right?!?!
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I think hardcore2step has the right idea


Quote by civildp1
Yeah but God won't touch my penis. So it's like, what choice do I have but to turn to women?
#29
Quote by dubes216
Boy meets girl... Boy falls in love with girl... Girl doesn't love boy....Boy Kills Girl.....
THE END!!!!!



Fixed. MEGADETH FTW!!!!!!!