#1
What are UG's favorite short stories?

I read The Last Question by Isaac Asimov earlier today and it was an incredible story.
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#4
There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose dick so long he could suck it.
He said with a grin
As he wiped off his chin,
If my ear was a pussy I'd **** it
#8
There will come soft Rains and The Lottery are the last two I remember reading.
#9
Quote by Just_Matt
Does The Raven count?

Yea, does the Raisin Cunt? Or whatever?

Srsly tho The Lottery....SHIRLEY JACKSON'S: THE LOTTERY!!!
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#10
Quote by Just_Matt
Does The Raven count?

Good question. It's a poem that tells a story.

I read a ton of these bastards earlier this semester. What were some good ones?........
Ambrose Bierce: An Occurrence at Owl Creek Bridge
Kate Chopin: Story of an Hour (it's pretty damn feminist though, so The Pit might want to avoid it)
Poe: The Black Cat, The Cask of Amontillado

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#12
Yellow Brick Road by Witi Ihimaera

or The Lottery
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Quote by SteveHouse
Good question. It's a poem that tells a story.

I read a ton of these bastards earlier this semester. What were some good ones?........
Ambrose Bierce: An Occurrence at Owl Creek Bridge
Kate Chopin: Story of an Hour (it's pretty damn feminist though, so The Pit might want to avoid it)
Poe: The Black Cat, The Cask of Amontillado

all of those are excellent.
+the all time classic, the tell tale heart
#15
Quote by SteveHouse
Good question. It's a poem that tells a story.

I read a ton of these bastards earlier this semester. What were some good ones?........
Ambrose Bierce: An Occurrence at Owl Creek Bridge
Kate Chopin: Story of an Hour (it's pretty damn feminist though, so The Pit might want to avoid it)
Poe: The Black Cat, The Cask of Amontillado


I read The Black Cat long time ago, really good.

Now Im reading The Call of Kthlulufufufufu whatever
#17
I read Isaac Asimov quite a bit, and I really like his short stories. The one that sticks out right now is "A Feeling of Power." I also like Kurt Vonnegut's short stories, especially my all-time favorite, "Harrison Bergeron." At forensics last year, I read Ray Bradbury's "There Will Come Soft Rains" as a prose piece and did reasonably well with it.
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