Poll: Who survives the fight?
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View poll results: Who survives the fight?
Mr. Rogers
23 22%
Chuck Norris
31 30%
Mr. Miagi
17 17%
Billy Mays
32 31%
Voters: 103.
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#1
Ok, four of history's most beloved folks are in the gladiator coliseum:

Mr. Rogers
Chuck Norris
Mr. Miyyagi
Billy Mays

Who would emerge alive?

I realize there is some serious bias towards Chuck, and while he is totally awesome and powerful, I think the other 3 are evenly matched to him

Mr. Rogers has the following weapons:
A bottomless supply of sweaters
An army from the neighborhood of make believe


Chuck Norris has:
Nun-Chucks
HIMSELF

Mr. Miyagi has:
Kung-fu
the karate kid to fight by his side

Billy Mays has:
Oxyclean
Mighty Putty


LET THE BATTLE BEGIN
He's a freak of nature, but we love him so.

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#2
Danielle Faraday from Lost.
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#5
Mr. Rogers
Quote by Gabel
You are EXTREMELY WRONG! I have played it. I own an 18W and it would be an awful stereo amp, it's way too bright, breaks up too easily and so on. Secondly, why would a guitar store sell an hifi amp.
#6
Mr. rogers, he was in the military speical ops, chuck would put up a fight but you cant beat special ops
#7
the Shamwow would fall from the heavens and defeat them all with a single wipe, no drip at all.
grok it.

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#8
It's a wonderful day in the neighborhood. Until chuck norris esplodes it to pieces.
#9
I was gonna say Chuck Norris but then it was obvious that as soon as they rushed Billy Mays he would speak and they would be turned to dust.
#10
The searchbar would win.
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#11
Mr. Rogers, of course!

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#12
Mr. Rogers and Mr. Miyagi are at a disadvantage, considering that they're, you know, dead.
#15
Quote by InvaderTSN
Mr. Rogers and Mr. Miyagi are at a disadvantage, considering that they're, you know, dead.

'tis an advantage, as you cant kill a dead guy...

that being said, Billy Mays.
#16
**** this. You, TS, have my heart torn. On one hand you have Billy Mays who is the man (reference following pic)



But on the other hand you have Mr. Rogers who could seriously kick some ass.


I don't know who to vote for dammit.
Last edited by in2thesun88 at Dec 3, 2008,
#17
Billy mays is the new king. Anyone with a beard that perfect has to be some sort of god.

Hed use his powers of persuasion to convince everyone else to beat the **** out of themselves, then give them some oxyclean to get rid of the blood stains.
Quote by Primus2112
I just asked a guestion regarding a music store myth and my thread turns into a discussion about titfucking bagged milk.

#18
Billy Mays
because his freakishly irritating voice would cause a brain hemorrhage, resulting instant death
seriously, not even CHuck Norris can stand his auditory assult
on another note, i have a science teacher named Mr Rogers
and hes like 60 years old, an x marine, and hes so huge i am thoroughly confident he could rip my face into two equally bloody parts
#21
I googled the question but couldnt really get a definitive answer.

never the less, Chuck Norris is Tough as ****.
Originally Posted by ibanez_guru
ARE YOU TONE ******ED??????

Thats not a dig either, its a serious question!!!!!!!!!


Quote by gregs1020
well i did sit 5th row for the who in '82.

ears are still ringing a bit.
#23
Did anyone else notice the 3 different spellings of Miagi?
Here's my Youtube channel.
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You're more than welcome to check it out.

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#24
Quote by kaosfire
Billy mays is the new king. Anyone with a beard that perfect has to be some sort of god.

Hed use his powers of persuasion to convince everyone else to beat the **** out of themselves, then give them some oxyclean to get rid of the blood stains.

But God is dead.
grok it.

SKREAM!

Listen to jazz, it's good for you...
#25
billy mays would win with the power of mighty putty......

the guy from sham wow would destroy all of them......
#26
Quote by HIM%(^
the sham wow would destroy all of them......

Fixed
grok it.

SKREAM!

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#27
Quote by Born_to_shred
Did anyone else notice the 3 different spellings of Miagi?


It's Miyagi.
#28
Nothing can break Mighty Putty, unless there was a Shamwow involved to get it while it was wet.
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#30
Upon further review, Mr Rogers would win....


...He has a ****ing gorilla.


(All these answers rest on the assumption that Wilford Brimley wouldn't show up and kick all their asses)
#31
Quote by dubstar92
But God is dead.



edit: WOOOOW the damn filters would keep the image from working
Quote by Primus2112
I just asked a guestion regarding a music store myth and my thread turns into a discussion about titfucking bagged milk.

#32
Mr. Rogers. Easy. He has the power of Imagination. He could turn the other fighters into Snails or some ****. Then play with their man parts afterwards with no one the wiser.
#33
Quote by InvaderTSN
It's Miyagi.

Oh. Thanks. I wasn't saying that was the right one; I was just pointing it out.
I'm clueless to who this "Miyagi" character is anyway.
Here's my Youtube channel.
I play guitar and video games on it.
You're more than welcome to check it out.

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#34
Quote by kaosfire


edit: WOOOOW the damn filters would keep the image from working

I was just quoting Nietzsche, it was a joke. I'm Catholic.
grok it.

SKREAM!

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#36
Quote by dubstar92
I was just quoting Nietzsche, it was a joke. I'm Catholic.

I dont give a damn what you are, you just better keep your damn ***** mouth closed when billy mays is present.





edit: w.hore is filtered?! wtf
Quote by Primus2112
I just asked a guestion regarding a music store myth and my thread turns into a discussion about titfucking bagged milk.

Last edited by kaosfire at Dec 3, 2008,
#37
Go Mr.Miagi!!
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So it is written.
#38
Quote by kaosfire
I dont give a damn what you are, you just better keep your damn ***** mouth closed when billy mays is present.





edit: w.hore is filtered?! wtf



yeah why would it be filtered, bitch isn't. hmmmm.
grok it.

SKREAM!

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#39
Quote by Squish
Mr. rogers, he was in the military speical ops, chuck would put up a fight but you cant beat special ops


I was gonna say this. Ever wonder why you never see his bare arms? Because tattoos wouldn't look very friendly on a kid's show. Mr. Rogers was hard to the core. Hell, I'll even say he is, since he probably only faked his death.
#40
Quote by dudius
I was gonna say this. Ever wonder why you never see his bear arms?

Fixed
grok it.

SKREAM!

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