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#2
You're an American when you're a citizen of the United States of America.
Lord Gold feeds from your orifices and he wants to see you sweat.
Lord Gold probes you publicly and makes your pussy wet.
Now say his name.....
#3
^When you're so lazy you leave others to finish your posts.
Quote by juancsego
i have a right to do anything with the least amount of activity possible and if u cant respect that u can go to japan and buy panties out of vending machines...communists


If you live in Australia, save your internet:

Click.
#6
Quote by lordofthefood1
You're an American when you're a citizen of the United States of America.


Decent win.
Hey look, a stoner/doom album.

GENERATION 27: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.

E-father of TheSPillow/Sam
E-brothers with Entity0009
#7
have no morals

[quote="'[x"]Huffy[x]']Just give up, because Callo just destroyed you.
Quote by daytripper75
if i am not pooping, i stand to pee. if i am pooping, it makes more sense to just sit down in the first place.


CALLO

#8
you know youre from the american public school system when you have any doubt of what country you are actually from.

thats all i got...
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I have no opinion on this matter.
#9
Your an American when your awesome.

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Quote by Jesus
LedDaveZeppelin, You are so awesome.
#10
Quote by lordofthefood1
You're an American when you're a citizen of the United States of America.


/thread
#11
Quote by Z_cup_boy
Can't think of any, maybe some UGers can finish the sentence



This sums it up.

/thread.
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
#13
Quote by Lord-O-Donuts
When you omit a 'U' in certain words.

we'd omit the 'U' in all words if we cold.
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I have no opinion on this matter.
#15
Quote by Zugunruhe
we'd omit the 'U' in all words if we cold.



In cold as well?
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
#16
Quote by LedDaveZeppelin
Your an American when your awesome.

I will argue this
#18
there's no diversity because you're burning in the melting pot


*cookie for whoever gets it*
Quote by TunerAddict,mdawg24
+Infinity

Listen to ExtremeMetalFTW, he knows what he is talking about...

Quote by vmanoman
I clicked System Restore and it said "System Restore Is Unable To Protect You".

^^SO KVLT!!
#19
Quote by LedDaveZeppelin
Your an American when your awesome.


Is that why you type your instead of you're?

Quote by ExtremeMetalFTW
there's no diversity because you're burning in the melting pot


*cookie for whoever gets it*


Immortal Technique
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
#22
When you think Asia is a country...
Quote by bradulator
Iceland has the coolest women.
#23
Quote by JohnnyGenzale
Is that why you type your instead of you're?


Immortal Technique

Ding ding ding!


which flavor would you like?
Quote by TunerAddict,mdawg24
+Infinity

Listen to ExtremeMetalFTW, he knows what he is talking about...

Quote by vmanoman
I clicked System Restore and it said "System Restore Is Unable To Protect You".

^^SO KVLT!!
#25
Quote by JohnnyGenzale
In cold as well?



everyone knows 'U' is the biggest asshole outside of the Cyrillic alphabet. it belongs in no words.
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I have no opinion on this matter.
#26
Quote by ExtremeMetalFTW
Ding ding ding!


which flavor would you like?



Purple. Purple is a fruit. If you get that reference I'll hug you.
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
#27
Quote by DardoBoy
I really hope that's a joke...

+1
If you see me in the pit, know that I'm only there because the metal forum is moving slowly.
Quote by Sn^ke

i think nebarskan is a cool guy, eh wears a nile and doesnt afraid of anything


Quote by stanleybach
Aren't you proud to wear that Nile? You don't afraid of anything man!
#28
Quote by JohnnyGenzale
Purple. Purple is a fruit. If you get that reference I'll hug you.



THE SIMPSONS!

i can has hugs?

EDIT:

HOLY ****. YOU HAVE THE SAME BIRTHDAY AS ME
July 7 '89
#29
Quote by metalderek
THE SIMPSONS!

i can has hugs?


Yes. Yes. Oh god yes!
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
#31
Quote by JohnnyGenzale
Purple. Purple is a fruit. If you get that reference I'll hug you.

I'm sorry i said cookie, not donut

but if you insist...

Quote by TunerAddict,mdawg24
+Infinity

Listen to ExtremeMetalFTW, he knows what he is talking about...

Quote by vmanoman
I clicked System Restore and it said "System Restore Is Unable To Protect You".

^^SO KVLT!!
#32
Quote by lordofthefood1
You're an American when you're a citizen of the United States of America.

Before I clicked on this thread I knew deep down in my heart that this would be the first post
*salutes*
ohai little sig.
#33
...you can see Russia from your bedroom window.
Quote by noxiosimitator
I play guitar long then half the people here .. and I suck double as much

EDIT: on the guitar
EDIT EDIT: in playing with my guitar
EDIT EDIT EDIT: I give up
#34
You're an American when you don't know what a "european" is besides when it is used in a lame bathroom joke, or when you can't find France on a map.
High as tits
#35
Quote by Slut
...you can see Russia from your bedroom window.

thats alaska :P
#36
Quote by Z_cup_boy
thats alaska :P


Last I checked Alaska is part of the USA.
Quote by noxiosimitator
I play guitar long then half the people here .. and I suck double as much

EDIT: on the guitar
EDIT EDIT: in playing with my guitar
EDIT EDIT EDIT: I give up
#37
Quote by Suicidal_Brick
You're an American when you don't know what a "european" is besides when it is used in a lame bathroom joke, or when you can't find France on a map.


I know what a European is AND where to find France on a map.

It's right next to Venezuela amirite?
#38
lulz, thanks dudz for making my post feel special

Quote by Slut
Last I checked Alaska is part of the USA.

Yes, but people in Kansas haven't even heard of Russia
(or Alaska)...
Lord Gold feeds from your orifices and he wants to see you sweat.
Lord Gold probes you publicly and makes your pussy wet.
Now say his name.....
#39
Quote by Slut
Last I checked Alaska is part of the USA.


Oh yes! That's a brilliant point! It's too bad I didn't get your joke! I understand that you meant that McCain/Palin believe only people who live in small towns are "true Americans", so if you can see Alaska, you're from a small town, thus American.

You're so funny! Thanks for not sending a warning to my inbox for my doucheness!
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