#1
Im going to a signing in birmingham on saturday, Joey Jordison of slipknot, But i dont know what to get signed! I dont have any albums, or posters, so im stuck!
#4
If you have a drumkit in the house, bring a big ass bass drum for him to doodle on and sign.

It would be awesome.
Ego inflating praise here:
Quote by Fishyesque
That is SOOOOOOOOOOO sig worthy! Pure awesomeness to you, sir.

C wut I did thar Fishy?

's UG
#5
Go and buy an album?
Quote by Kensai
Ovenman, your contraptions make women's

clothes evaporate.
____________________


I WANT THE TWOOTH!

____________________________

Quote by aaciseric
That's far too clever to be posted in the Pit.
#8
Guitar/bass
Ivan!

Proghead+Metalhead= ME



||||||||||||||||||||
||||||||||||||||||||
||||||||||||||||||||


URL=http://groups.ultimate-guitar.com/ar gentina
#12
Get him to sign your.... drumstick
Just tell him, "Hey can you sign my drumstick?"
And then either show him your thigh or get arrested for public nudity.
Quote by Chrisiphone
Oh wow this is a guitar forum!
Quote by JacobTheMe

Karvid is sexy

Quote by KAS1981
Why is it that some folks quote praise from other members in their sig lines?
Its lame.
#13
Take Jim Root's signature guitar for lulz.

Epiphone Les Paul Standard w/ SD Alnico Pro II's
Fender Aerodyne Telecaster & Stratocaster
Marshall JCM 800 4104 combo


E-Married to Funny_Page
#14
Quote by JackalUK
I was hoping it was Joey from Friends...

So was I, to be brutally honest...

The fact that it's Joey Jordison is extremely disappointing in my eyes.
Ego inflating praise here:
Quote by Fishyesque
That is SOOOOOOOOOOO sig worthy! Pure awesomeness to you, sir.

C wut I did thar Fishy?

's UG
#15
Quote by dgme92
So was I, to be brutally honest...

The fact that it's Joey Jordison is extremely disappointing in my eyes.


Ha ha, same

Don't know why we'd call the actor Joey though
#16
Quote by JackalUK
I was hoping it was Joey from Friends...
+1
I'm so disappointed.
"Why should we subsidise intellectual curiosity?"
-Ronald Reagan

"Knowledge is in every country the surest basis of public happiness."
-George Washington
#17
so you want someone to sign something and don't own anything that is related to the artist... how freakin' poor and ridiculous is that? o_O douche!
Eat this, today's music-lovers!
Quote by rabidguitarist
A lot of music isn't really going anywhere. There are tons of fans in here going 'oh my god, <> is evolving so much and <> is so shit lol!' but tons of it is just recycled material and tired ideas.
#18
Quote by JackalUK
I was hoping it was Joey from Friends...

Damn you Balthazar! Or whatever that line was.

Take a Stone Sour CD.
#19
buy the album on the way there?
Quote by Tatersalad1080
do what jimbleton said


^ i did something good!!

Quote by tjhome28
This.


^ to something i said!

☭UG Socialist Party ☭
#21
have him sign your forehead then go shop at hot topic.
"every prince has to slay a few dragons before he meets his princess"
#22
so you dont own anything by the band but your gonna rush over for a signature? that makes no sense dude

Epi Les Paul Std w/Duncans
ESP LTD EX260
Cry Baby From Hell
Marshall JH-1
EHX Metal Muff
MXR EVH Phase 90
Carl Martin Classic Chorus
EHX #1 Echo
Ibanez LU-20
Dunlop DCB-10
Crate V50112
Tascam US144


PEDALBOARD JUNKIES
#23
you must be slipknots biggest fan! having no albums and no merch hey hey !

Get the newest album its good, get him to sign one of the pages.
#25
Get a lawyer, make a will in his name(leaving all of his $$ to you), then have him sign it :-)
Quote by Bubonic Chronic
With boys it's like "here's an incredibly complex sport to learn with sophisticated rules and various interdependent roles to play in a social unit."

For girls it's like "here's Barbie...you're fat!"