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#1
Not entirely sure I'm going to be around tonight, so I thought I'd post this bad boy early, I figure no one will mind me wishing you a few hours early.

Har den äran och gratulerar på födelsedagen!
So there you go my friend, a toast to your 68th Birthday!

I got you:



Another 5D to add to your collection



Some Counter-terrorists!



A small child and some meatballs, just the way you like it



An Eel pie!



The Victoria's Secret Angels



And some Wax polish so that you can fry birds in the sky by reflecting sunlight off the top of your head.

Have a good one, my friend!

Last edited by LordBishek at Dec 4, 2008,
#3
hate that fucking asshole...



happy birthday
Living is easy with eyes closed...
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#6
haha some of the responses

EDIT: here i got you a car

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#8
He's a PRICK. And a mighty POINTY ONE AT THAT!

But happy birthday you OILY GNAT.
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#10
happy birthday
*edited - sorry but the pubes were a bit much *
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#11
happy bday, i give you:



to take more photos and post them in the photography thread
from daylight...
...into darkness
#12
I don'y like him either.

But i do admit, i have watched him grow into a lovely man over the years
#13
Quote by ACG
He's a PRICK. And a mighty POINTY ONE AT THAT!

But happy birthday you OILY GNAT.


It's TICK.

As in OILY TICK, you fool!
#14
suck up.


...


happy birthday.
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#15
Happy birthday!!!!!!
I got you this.

You can get a discount on your viagra.
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#16
Quote by LordBishek
It's TICK.

As in OILY TICK, you fool!


I decided to switch it up. S'what I do.
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#17
Eel pie?
What he really wanted was..

Jellied Eels

Happy Birthday
I got you an anatomically correct, chocolate Jesus.


and to cheer you up

A picture my nan took whilst she was on holiday.
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#23
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guys wats a kensai?

A vienna sausage between two swedish meatballs.
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#24
as you're swedish and i stereotype you probably already have your own one of these, but now you'll be the envy of your friends with TWO:



your very own ikea store!

happy birthday old man!
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#25
Ja, må han leva
Ja, må han leva
Ja, må han leva ut i hundrade år....


Javisst ska han leva,
Javisst ska han leva,
Javisst ska han leva ut i hundrade år!

If that's how it goes
#26
Quote by LordBishek
Your mother's a Kensai


Your a kensai!
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#28
Awwh, thanks... some of you

It does cheer me up in the middle of my incoming flu and 10-page essay on modern art I have to complete by tuesday
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#29
Quote by LordBishek
It's true

I am actually Kensai with a funny hat


But seriously, what is a Kensai? Is it edible?

Ive heard it being said about these lands for many years now but have never been bothered to find out what it is.
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#30
Happy birthday mate, too bad your old and may not have many more..... I mean, Happy birthday and many more
#31
Quote by Kensai
Awwh, thanks... some of you

It does cheer me up in the middle of my incoming flu and 10-page essay on modern art I have to complete by tuesday


Hope you don't get the flu like I had it. I didn't know whether to sit on the toilet or have my face in it So many things coming out of all my holes.
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#32
wtf, he's 68???!!!

I tought the age limit here was like 49 !
O_o
I fell asleep on my arm once, scariest thing that ever happened to me. I thought it was kill.
#33
Quote by Kensai
Awwh, thanks... some of you

It does cheer me up in the middle of my incoming flu and 10-page essay on modern art I have to complete by tuesday


But I thought you were 68???

Everything I know is a lie!
#34
Quote by nugiboy
But seriously, what is a Kensai? Is it edible?

Ive heard it being said about these lands for many years now but have never been bothered to find out what it is.

Definitions of Kensai on the Web:

* In ancient Japan, a kensei|剣聖||sword's saint; sometimes alternatively rendered in English as Kensai, Ken Sai, Kansei, or Kenshei was an ...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kensai
Now ya know.
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#37
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wtf, he's 68???!!!

I tought the age limit here was like 49 !
O_o

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You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

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Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

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I can fap to this. Keep going.
#39
Here's some viagra so you can molest children longer

None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free.
#40
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Hope you don't get the flu like I had it. I didn't know whether to sit on the toilet or have my face in it So many things coming out of all my holes.



as opposed to going into all of your holes as usual?


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