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#1
What would you do if they gave you the choice to do whatever you wanted to do.

any good code red stories? :]


mine was kinda stupid. i was a semi-drill semi-not-drill. well it was supposed to be a drill, and on that same day, some dude threatened the school and crap.

so i was in my computer class, going on ug and myspace and whatnot (i know the schools password ) and then all of a sudden. "CODE RED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL" so my computer teacher starts panicing, and starts wrapping the door handle with computer cables. like wth? how does that stop the intruder from coming in. THE HANDLE, not blocking anything at all... so later, the policeman knocks on the door and comes in to check on us, and my teacher freaks out and punches him and runs.

the class lol'ed so hard xD
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#2
Well if it was real, I hope I'd be in a science classroom to make different explosives. Make a molotov cocktail or too, maybe some mustard gas.
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#3
I'd probably climb out the window.
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#4
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Well if it was real, I hope I'd be in a science classroom to make different explosives. Make a molitoff cocktail or too, maybe some mustard gas.


Molotov is how you spell it.


Rape ....duh
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#6
go home.
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#7
I'd lock the doors and stay exactly where I am. If I had to, I'd fight back. I'm gonna try and save my life, but if it comes to it, I'd try to help out others.
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I'd lock the doors and stay exactly where I am. If I had to, I'd fight back. I'm gonna try and save my life, but if it comes to it, I'd try to help out others.

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Molotov is how you spell it.


Rape ....duh
then rick roll everyone in the school....naked

Ooo, fixed.
#11
Um, do the exact opposite of what my school says to do which is sit in the room. I'd throw a chair through the window and run like hell.
#12
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Um, do the exact opposite of what my school says to do which is sit in the room. I'd throw a chair through the window and run like hell.


Exactly, I'm getting the hell outta there, now waiting for some nutjob to kill me.
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#14
we've had three of those at my school. One was because some dude uttered death threats at a teacher with a knife. The other two were drills. It was really dumb too because for one of them our SS teacher, who is a complete ass (and didn't know it was just a drill), told us that instead of getting out of sight like we were told by the school board, he got pissy at us and told us to sit in our seats and continue as normal. HE sent the three kids that disobeyed to wait in the hallway. IN THE HALLWAY. WHERE THE SUPPOSED THREAT WAS. **** he is dumb...
#15
well really I would just be going crazy! I would like start a f***in mosh pit
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#20
I'd realise that must people would panic and probably get themselves killed in the stampede and just hide somewhere.
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#22
I'd rape every hot girl in school. There's this one girl where I just want to **** her HARD and make her scream as loud as she can, and we'll be in the soundproof room in the music room and I'll just say "You're gonna have to scream louder than that, the people outside can't hear you!".

EDIT: Just read all the posts. I'm not sure what a Code Red or if my post is relevant to this thread.
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#24
We had a Code Black(Weather disaster) at Walmart when I was working once, and they called it over the loudspeaker so everyone would get to somewhere safe. Problem was, I worked outside and couldn't hear the loud speaker.

....Good day, it was.
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I'd leave.
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#29
I would strip and paint myself like a tiger and prowl the halls. The intruder would either shoot me or would **** bricks. Either way, I'd get to crawl on the floor naked covered with orange paint.
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#32
We had a code red earlier this year, and they locked us in the room. And while sitting in the corner of the room with the lights off, I said, "If there is a murderer in this school, why the fuck are we locked in the school?"

I would fuck bitches. I'd say, "We're dying, lets do it, in teh butt."
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#33
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I'd rape every hot girl in school. There's this one girl where I just want to **** her HARD and make her scream as loud as she can, and we'll be in the soundproof room in the music room and I'll just say "You're gonna have to scream louder than that, the people outside can't hear you!".

EDIT: Just read all the posts. I'm not sure what a Code Red or if my post is relevant to this thread.


How are you gonna get her into the soundproof room? :]
and a code red is when an armed person comes onto campus (e.g. the columbine, virgina tech, etc)
#34
We had a bomb threat once in high school.

We sat in class while they brought in the dogs.
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#36
Yeah the chick principal at my old school had a Code Red in her pants and we got the day off while she went and got new underwear and Extraflo tampons.
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We had a Code Black(Weather disaster) at Walmart when I was working once, and they called it over the loudspeaker so everyone would get to somewhere safe. Problem was, I worked outside and couldn't hear the loud speaker.

....Good day, it was.

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