#1
ok so ive recently been thinking about stagenames and i need help making one.

i was thinking "Lance" for the first name but i need a cool last name.

i'd be a thrash/heavy metal guitarist, and be sure to check out my pic to see if the name fits me.

other people, ask for suggestions too
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#3
Lance Vance...because it is awesome. Then you can claim to do the Lance Vance Dance.
#5
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Lance Vance...because it is awesome. Then you can claim to do the Lance Vance Dance.


and right before he starts that dance, he'd have to take the Lance Vance Dance Stance... or better yet, work in some kind of gimmick with pants... The Lance Vance Pants Dance
#6
Zakk, im not gonna say my last name for privacy purposes
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I dont get the whole EMO thing.....kinda like vountering to get your ass kicked.

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What idiot puts Randy Rhoads and Dimebag above Hendrix in any guitar list?
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well they were both better than hendrix
#8
lots of hairspray lolz.

its actually alot shorter now but still stands up...actually now it stands up by itself...
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Quote by telemonster
I dont get the whole EMO thing.....kinda like vountering to get your ass kicked.

Quote by Night_Lights
What idiot puts Randy Rhoads and Dimebag above Hendrix in any guitar list?
Quote by Guitarlord44
well they were both better than hendrix
#10
ugh... stage names are a bit of a joke if you ask me. Seriously... it doesn't protect your identity at all. 99% of the big name bands out there, use their own name. A nickname is a different story. You aren't a porn star here.
#12
John Petrucci.
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#14
Keep it real and use your real name. People are gonna find out that you have a real name anyways, then they are gonna think "Haha his name is Zakk and not Lance, what a loser"

Same thing happened to Carlos Mencia, his real name is ned, and he is a gigantic asshole.
#15
first off im not gonna murder my hair because 1. i dont uise spray now that its shorter and 2. i condition it n ****.

i might keep my real name im not sure, maybe ill just change either my first or last name.
and carlos...i mean ned got hyped on because hes a comedian. its diferent for rockers.
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Quote by telemonster
I dont get the whole EMO thing.....kinda like vountering to get your ass kicked.

Quote by Night_Lights
What idiot puts Randy Rhoads and Dimebag above Hendrix in any guitar list?
Quote by Guitarlord44
well they were both better than hendrix
#16
It is different for rockers... but what if you don't rock...?

"Hey, theres Zakk, that douchebag thinks he's badass and calls himself Lance on stage, what a nerd!!!"

See what we mean, Zakk isn't a bad name... Zakk Wylde anybody? I've only ever used my real name. I've never met anyone in person who didn't use their real name. People can't bust on you for that.
#17
^I've never used my real name. I have an unprounceacable german surname (wtf, the last guy to call themselves german in my family died 200 years ago) and a really common first name. Not to mention the fact my music is slightly controversial.

Use an actual name (name of a friend or family member works). My respect is halved for idiots that use lame pseudonyms. Unless they're really good, like dimebag or slash, lame stagenames only makes the band sucks more, or makes the band a damn joke like the guys from gwar and dethlok.

ooh, my name is jam-master penis grind seven. Am I cool?
Last edited by demonofthenight at Dec 5, 2008,
#19
Lance Allot

Lance Von McLuvin

lol
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