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So we had a presentation today in science. Mr. Emley (my science teacher) was projecting his desktop up on the screen while a 5 min presentation was going on. On the lower right of the screen was a DVD Icon. The name was Naughty_Pink.Everyone was laughing and it was hilarious. Mr. emleys a dirty man.Has this ever happened to any of u guys.
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You should have been like, "Aren't you gonna show us what you're watching?"
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You should have been like, "Aren't you gonna show us what you're watching?"

I shouldve. My friend asked the teacher if we could watch the movie but Emley tried to act innocent. Hes white as hell so he turned red
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#6
Well at least now you know he's not after your pooper...
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#8
my friends grade 5 teacher was arrested for child pornography. your teachers a retard for leaving that up though
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#9
I've seen my math teacher checking out girls as they walk by him. Kinda disturbing really. I see him as one of those guys that if someone was failing and offered him sex for a better grade, he would take it.
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My grade 7 and 8 PE teacher was the craziest pedophile ever. When we had a dance unit we were all watching him during the presentations. He was leaning forward and barely blinked when girls did their performances. He also had a Hummer, which he somehow afforded on his own budget (or so he claimed) working as a PE teacher in a middle school...
#11
My middle school social studies teacher was arrested for child porn.
My 10th grade science teacher, and three other teachers at my old high school in San Diego were arrested for being too "friendly" with the students.

Beat that.
#12
i've had several teachers get caught looking at porn. one of them had to call the kid's parents to apologize. how embarrassing.
#14
Back in primary school one of the teachers was arrested for Child porn. We've also caught almost all of the male teachers eyes wandering at some stage.
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#15
A Spanish teacher here liked to look down girl's shirts my freshman year. I'm a junior now and hear he still does it to freshman and older girls.

Sick fucks, I swear to god.
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My middle school social studies teacher was arrested for child porn.
My 10th grade science teacher, and three other teachers at my old high school in San Diego were arrested for being too "friendly" with the students.

Beat that.


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So we had a presentation today in science. Mr. Emley (my science teacher) was projecting his desktop up on the screen while a 5 min presentation was going on. On the lower right of the screen was a DVD Icon. The name was Naughty_Pink.Everyone was laughing and it was hilarious. Mr. emleys a dirty man.Has this ever happened to any of u guys.


Funny.


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How come only teachers do these stuff???

Ha, it's not only teachers that are doing it. It's probably just that because of their position you assume that they would behave a certain way. So you're basically holding them to a higher standard and forgetting that they're real jackoffs too, just like the rest of us
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My middle school social studies teacher was arrested for child porn.
My 10th grade science teacher, and three other teachers at my old high school in San Diego were arrested for being too "friendly" with the students.

Beat that.

A math teacher at my high school had pics of herself licking her nipples on her cell phone. Then she let a kid borrow it. ( ) By the next day 85% of the school had had it Bluetoothed to them and the other 15% either had no phone or a phone without Bluetooth. I don't think she lost her job over it though.

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Ha, it's not only teachers that are doing it. It's probably just that because of their position you assume that they would behave a certain way. So you're basically holding them to a higher standard and forgetting that they're real jackoffs too, just like the rest of us


My English teacher made a similar statement the other day when he read a short story out loud that contained some explicit language, so to speak.
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A math teacher at my high school had pics of herself licking her nipples on her cell phone. Then she let a kid borrow it. (:facepalm By the next day 85% of the school had had it Bluetoothed to them and the other 15% either had no phone or a phone without Bluetooth. I don't think she lost her job over it though.




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My English teacher made a similar statement the other day when he read a short story out loud that contained some explicit language, so to speak.

Yeah, I always think back to my childhood. I was in like third grade and my baby sitter worked at the school I attended. Well, I stayed after because she was giving me a ride home and I stood with her while she talked to another faculty member. This woman went into the bathroom to clean up after one of my fellow students and then started making some of the most disgusting comments about the little girls leavings and I can remember being shocked at how different the lady was after hours. That story really wasn't worth telling (I just realized this), but I'm posting it anyways, just because I took the time to type it up.

Oh and I am not suggesting teachers shouldn't be held to a certain standard I'm just saying it's easy to assume they are always going to behave a certain way because of their position.
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i had a guy teacher hit on me.
he lives across the street.
it was creepy because it was in the middle of class and he told me im a "very attractive young man" under his breath. i actually repressed it for a while.
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that'd be slightly creepy if i didn't find it so amusing.
#25
Teachers in a slight position of power....acting human?! Mother of God....
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#26
One teacher at our school accidentally turned the projector on when he had porn on the screen from earlier :P
#27
Our teacher was on msn at school when her laptop was projecting onto the whiteboard, someone called '****duck' or something like that signed in.
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A Spanish teacher here liked to look down girl's shirts my freshman year. I'm a junior now and hear he still does it to freshman and older girls.

Sick fucks, I swear to god.


Looking at tits? Yeah, the sick ****s.

EDIT: Also I had a really cool teacher one time in 7th grade who supposedly looked up skirts and down girls shirts, but I thought even if it's true who gives a ****, they're all asking for it anyway, their shirts are like to the bottom of their tits and their skirts are so ****ing short the bottom of their ass shows
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#29
I don't trust anybody who wants to be around minors all day long.
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#30
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My middle school social studies teacher was arrested for child porn.
My 10th grade science teacher, and three other teachers at my old high school in San Diego were arrested for being too "friendly" with the students.

Beat that.


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#31
A grade 5 teacher was a pedo...got caught.

we all made fun of class 5E in coming years cause he took photos of them getting dressed to go swimming.
yo.

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#33
Quote by x_thurston_x
My middle school social studies teacher was arrested for child porn.
My 10th grade science teacher, and three other teachers at my old high school in San Diego were arrested for being too "friendly" with the students.

Beat that.


where in san diego did you live?

i had the exact same thing happen in high school as well.
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#34
the guy who runs all the school computers at my old high school just got fired for asking an old gf of mine to "make a movie" and if she would like some help breaking into "the industry."

But it gets better

The school had hired him despite being fired from his previous job for actually getting a girl to make one with him (though she was 18 and it was technically legal).
#36
the photo teacher at my high school got expelled for slapping a chick on the ass.

again, it was san diego: child molesting mecca.
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My primary school photographer was a pedophile, he got arrested i think. He told us to say 'curly wurly' before the pictures, i'm still not sure why.


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My grade 7 and 8 PE teacher was the craziest pedophile ever. When we had a dance unit we were all watching him during the presentations. He was leaning forward and barely blinked when girls did their performances. He also had a Hummer, which he somehow afforded on his own budget (or so he claimed) working as a PE teacher in a middle school...


There's a PE teacher at school that says girls HAVE to wear skirts in PE and then makes them do stuff that really isn't necessary but gives him a good view :S

And at the swimming carnival he waited outside the pool for people who weren't competing with a camera. None of the pictures were ever put on the school website....
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He watched porn?

The audacity!

Arrest that man!

One of the maths teachers at my old school has really deep pockets which he puts his keys into, and he walks around with his hands in them jingling his keys, and occasionally puts his crotch next to your face and jingles his keys.

We call him 'Jingles'.

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My middle school social studies teacher was arrested for child porn.
My 10th grade science teacher, and three other teachers at my old high school in San Diego were arrested for being too "friendly" with the students.

Beat that.


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