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#1
Yeah well I'm at school right now, there's an intruder alert and me and a couple friends just happen to be in a computer lab Hehe.

Go on, Pit :p

If it makes you guys feel better the moment I realized there was a situation in the school and I had access to the internet my first thought was "I MUST TELL THE PIT!"
ಠ_ಠ WILL GIVE HEAD

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#3
Oh btw, if it makes you guys feel better the moment I realized there was a situation in the school and I had access to the internet my first thought was "I MUST TELL THE PIT!"

Alarm's still ringing
ಠ_ಠ WILL GIVE HEAD

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#4
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Oh btw, if it makes you guys feel better the moment I realized there was a situation in the school and I had access to the internet my first thought was "I MISS TELL THE PIT!"

Alarm's still ringing


what?

Pay more attention in class
#6
go look at pr0n
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#8
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in school?!?! it's eleven twenty five PM here. where the hell are you from?


That's a long story my friend....


*removes pants*
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#10
ummm... don't do anything stupid?
I can honestly say I have really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.


I don't always post on UG, but when I do, I post in the Pit. Stay thirsty my friends.
#11
im from the past future. EVERYTHING WILL NOT BE OK!
Child of the Fence and Guitar n00b.
#12
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im from the past future. EVERYTHING WILL NOT BE OK!


???

And I can't fap here School system blocks it off
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#15
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in school?!?! it's eleven twenty five PM here. where the hell are you from?

Well since it clearly states New Zealand on his user bar...I'm going to have to guess Arizona
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I wish you were my homework so I could slam you on my desk and do you all night long
#16
Hey uuh.... should you like... maybe... die a horrible death or anything, could the pit have all your stuff, maybe, yesh?
Military use of children?

Infantry.
#19
Quote by Dilpickle1
im from the past future. EVERYTHING WILL NOT BE OK!

In my future, Lake Erie transformed into a giant vat of mercury. Scientists then quickly discovered that the salt had an adverse reaction with the new liquid material, creating a puss-like foam to rise into the air.

Global warming reversed itself and Geneticists brought the Dodo back to life through cloning.

Whatever incident the threadstarter is experiencing is quite insignificant, and probably didn't amount to much of anything at all.
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#20
Quote by Dilpickle1
im from the past future. EVERYTHING WILL NOT BE OK!
Shit's getting deep.
I can honestly say I have really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.


I don't always post on UG, but when I do, I post in the Pit. Stay thirsty my friends.
#21
Quote by Oh, hello.
In my future, Lake Erie transformed into a giant vat of mercury. Scientists then quickly discovered that the salt had an adverse reaction with the new liquid material, creating a puss-like foam to rise into the air.

Global warming reversed itself and Geneticists brought the Dodo back to life through cloning.

Whatever incident the threadstarter is experiencing is quite insignificant, and probably didn't amount to much of anything at all.

/fixed
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#23
Pit, I'm scared!
ಠ_ಠ WILL GIVE HEAD

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#24
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You are the spell check Bill Gates dumped for the cheap sleazy version that exists now.
You sir, are high class.
#25
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Hey uuh.... should you like... maybe... die a horrible death or anything, could the pit have all your stuff, maybe, yesh?



i call his strat!

but anyway, you dont need porn to fap
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#26
Quote by hazardmaster
Pit, I'm scared!

How 'bout you get off the Pit, and take necessary procedure.
I can honestly say I have really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.


I don't always post on UG, but when I do, I post in the Pit. Stay thirsty my friends.
#27
yeah, ****s getting serious, Get off the computer and go beat some ass!
Child of the Fence and Guitar n00b.
#28
Go rape girls!

When the bell rang to change classes at school, I walked into the hallway and yelled, "I MASTURBATE TO DUCK SEX" and started imitating a duck having sex.

#29
Quote by Oh, hello.
You are the spell check Bill Gates dumped for the cheap sleazy version that exists now.
You sir, are high class.

Why thank you my good sir.
I simply try to help my fellow UGers out as much as I can.
Best dirty pick-up line...
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I wish you were my homework so I could slam you on my desk and do you all night long
#30
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How 'bout you get off the Pit, and take necessary procedure.


Natural selection. Don't interrupt it.
#31
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Shit's getting deep.

That's what she said....
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#32
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That's what she said....


+1
Child of the Fence and Guitar n00b.
#33
Nah, its OK. I just stepped in the school to show off my sweet new turban and everyone freaked out.

Don't worry, I'll leave soon.
#34
I'm calling Bullshit on this. There is no way a year 9 would be at school at 9pm on a friday night in a computer lab. Or any night for that matter. Or most places in a school either.
Ka pu te ruha ka hao te rangatahi.
#35
I'm calling Bullshit on this. There is no way a year 9 would be at school at 9pm on a friday night in a computer lab. Or any night for that matter. Or most places in a school either.


Yeah I just checked a world clock. Not only is it like 9pm in New Zealand , its the middle of Summer so I'd assume they're on holidays.
#36
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Yeah I just checked a world clock. Not only is it like 9pm in New Zealand , its the middle of Summer so I'd assume they're on holidays.

Only the seniors (years 11-13) at the moment. Juniors (years 9-10) finish next week.

EDIT: Though it is possible for him to be at a school, as I've been at school til past midnight once on a Wednesday, and the Saturday and Monday before that until 9-10pm. That was because of setting up for and running lighting for a concert.
Ka pu te ruha ka hao te rangatahi.
Last edited by Taydr at Dec 5, 2008,
#37
Quote by hazardmaster
Pit, I'm scared!


Intruder John: Hey Everyone else has left, Its just you and me.

Intruder John wants to battle!

*Pokemon Battle music ensues*

Intruder John sent out....

Bulbasaur!


-Edit-
Only the seniors (years 11-13) at the moment. Juniors (years 9-10) finish next week.


Years 13?
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#38
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Years 13?

7th form. Don't know what the US equivalent is, but it's the last year of high school. Generally 17 and 18 year olds. I think the UK equivalent is A level.
Ka pu te ruha ka hao te rangatahi.
#39
sacrifice yourself to save the school. you'll get so much ass
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#40
Give Soulfly his damn avatar back! Then go and offer extreme sex to the intruder as punishment.
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