#1
Hi, I was wondering if anyone could help me. We are doing a secret santa here at school for the Student Government Association and I need some help on what to pick out for this girl. If anyone doesn't know what secret santa is, it's basically where you pick a name out of a box or hat and then you buy that person a gift. The limit is $10 for everyone.

The girl I got is preppy. She plays sports or cheer's I think. Anyone have any ideas?
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#2
Put a banana in her ear and make her the banana king.
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#6
Gift card?....maybe iTunes or something...idk...$10 limit is kind of low for secret santa. Cheap DVD?
#8
go all out and get her a pony.
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#9
A dildo

Or a baby jesus butt plug
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#10
Your penis in her vagina.
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#12
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Just give her $10... and ask for half hour

SCORE! ..quite literally


Plus, you can double-wrap your penis and play pass the parcel.
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#13
I would be careful if you play naked musical statues, you may lose because the bitch opposite gets into a provocative pose pre-stoppage
#14
I heard sleeping lions is more popular than musical statues these days. She can be the Nala to your Simba, and hopefully you'll get the cubs in time for Christmas.
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#15
I'm telling you guys... baby jesus butt plug. He will get laid instantly.

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#16
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go all out and get her a pony.



i had two ponies when i was a kid ( ). really, after the fact they are fun and all, they really are quite a bother to take care of, what with the feeding and exercising and grooming and washing and stall mucking.
#19
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give her a porno mag


better yet, make your own porno mag!

(and by make your own, yes, i mean make it completely full of pictures of yourself. snag some people from the photography thread to get you set up and whatnot, and go from there with the computer people to make a good layout/good prints, then find a good, sturdy stapler)